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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    That is wrong on so many levels....
     
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  2. Tobes

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    You've done well keeping it off given your lager intake.

    Have you had a worm installed?
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> Nah. I've probably put half a stone back on in 18 months. 12 stone dead in clothes and shoes.
     
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  4. Tobes

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    That's good going. I've got some timber to shed, got a stone off, but want to lose about another 20lbs to get back down to my fighting weight.
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Gerrez is working at reaching his fighting weight too.

    Sumo is his preferred art.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I've maintained it with regular work-outs at my local 'gym' <laugh>
     
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  7. Batard <laugh>

    Thing is, vast majority of people on these boards will be heavier than me :)
     
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  8. #classic
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Fiona texted me her email address yesterday. I'm currently debating how explicit to get <laugh>
     
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  10. If you really want to piss her off you could just share the email...<whistle>
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    When a woman gives you her email address it can only mean one thing.





    She wants you to know her email address.
     
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  13. Tobes

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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Eh?
     
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  15. Tobes

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    The gif was supposed to portray the feeling of panic.....

    Don't be getting into e-mail exchanges of a dubious nature with this woman mate, waaaayyyyyyy too risky.
     
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    Sending an email proposing/discussing sexual congress to a woman who presumably lives with her partner (bf, husband, I can't remember) when said partner might openly or surreptitiously gain access to said email.
    What could possibly go wrong?
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    But I ****ing loathe texting <grr>
     
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  18. Tobes

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    <laugh>

    That's just as bad. If you're intent on smashing this bint then you need to take the old fashioned approach i.e. verbal. Phone or face to face.
     
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    Bang on. Don't **** around messaging and emailing her ... will get you nowhere, need to use the email as a means of setting up something face to face, that's all you should be doing with it ... if you start getting dirty vie email with her (i.e. you initiate it ... it's alright if she initiates) you'll probs just creep her out lad
     
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  20. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    I take it you dont loathe having a full set of teeth like....
     
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