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  1. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    The best way of getting rid of noisy neighbours?

    A bath of Sulphuric Acid perhaps?

    I ****in hate flats.

    ****ers
     
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    ERINBLACK, Sep 24, 2015
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Knock on their door and tell them to shut up you cowardly old ***got.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 25, 2015
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I've been that neighbour. Nobody's. Chapped my door apart from the Rozzers lolz
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 25, 2015
  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 25, 2015
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I always doubt things like that ^

    Americans think they're dead funny and probably write notes like that and take photos of it just to post on ****book & twatter.

    Anyone else?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 25, 2015
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Yeah you're right,I was that noisy neighbour once but calmed down now and very rarely play music loudly.I have respect for my fellow man these days.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 25, 2015
  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    :huh:
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 25, 2015
  8. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    #paddycantaffordtheleccyanymore

    Yacontcha!
     
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    Tiddler, Sep 25, 2015
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    thats legit beale wrote it

    i was there n helped him with spelling, grammar etc
     
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    User Deleted, Sep 25, 2015
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Flats are for Tinkers and Dole scroungers.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Sep 25, 2015

  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    And ****s and *****s.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 25, 2015
  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Goes without saying Mick.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Sep 25, 2015
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I live in a flat
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 25, 2015
  14. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I can't see or hear the neighbours from my house(s).

    And I very rarely stay at the apartments in Leith, Salisbury and Alnwick.

    Borrowing a cup of sugar or a screwdriver can be a tad inconvenient when one lives in such provincial isolation.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Sep 25, 2015
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    Can't you wait till they're out, break in, stick a load of bomb making equipment and a couple of kilogrammes of cocaine under their beds and then call the Police? Cannot see how that could go wrong.
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Or save a bit of money and just leave his personal porn collection in their flat.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 25, 2015
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^ in discarded flat pack boxes from Ikea
     
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    Gambol, Sep 25, 2015
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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    You say that like it's a bad thing :huh:
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 25, 2015
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Not at all, me ol' china, coocadens underpass is a nice place to live. Lotsa action every night at 7pm.

    Trev's hoose is the cardboard box that says "This Way Up"
     
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    Gambol, Sep 25, 2015
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  20. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Tory ****.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Sep 25, 2015
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