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the 100 best things...according to Scots apparently

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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    #Pieces.
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Medro too <laugh>

    Phone <grr>
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Aye when I can be bothered rolling them. But even then I don't smoke when I'm offshore etc.

    Nicotine addiction is **** all. It's all psychosomatic, simple as that.
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Hasn't been keeping up.
     
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    doggy style is disrespectful to your bitch, so don't do it!
     
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  6. Ciaran

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    I'm not a fan of doggy m9.
     
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    i quite like it, you can get your cock real deep
     
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    She has to be wee though :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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    <laugh>

    Hobble her and make he waddle everywhere, that'll tighten up the fanny muscles for yie. <ok>
     
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    50 worst things according to Ponders -

    Dog eggs
    Spitting
    People who use the top of a bin as some sort of picnic table
    Liberals
    The smoking ban
    Mental illness
    Starlings nicking the mealworms before the smaller birds can have a go
    Cheap coffee
    Fish in a pie
    Street 'artists'
    Whitley Bay
    Rap music
    West Ham supporters
    Selfies
    Losing Toby from GC
    Comma splices
    Seeing the homeless
    Any kind of animal cruelty
    Nonces
    Adam Sandler films
    Kurdish Big Issue sellers
    Most of London
    Losing 4-1 to Palace
    Elton John
    BBC
    Mock Tudor anything
    ****s who won't use their indicators
    The thing that runs Liberty
    The Tesco in Leith
    Millwall
    Those who criticise Paisley
    Not seeing a picture of Scan in each thread
    Lenny Henry
    Liquorice
    Diabetes
    Politicians
    The remake of Dangermouse
    Taxidermy
    Rich Tea
    Old people living in tower blocks
    Eastern Oslo
    The postman's discarded rubber bands
    The destruction of middle-eastern treasures
    People who say the next Bond should be black
    Women who wear ties
    The loss of Les Dawson
    The works of Jackson Pollock
    Cancer
    The lack of death sentencing in the UK
    Piss stains
     
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    losing Toby?
     
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    I was sure he died of a combination of depression and anaemia.
     
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    Toby was a loss to the forum but I had to chase him off.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I heard he had the Vapours.
     
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    Scurvy and rickets were definitely a factor.
     
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    The sad fact is that most people throw away kebabs and not Linda McCartney ready meals so he was always going to struggle to get his full compliment of nourishment.
     
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  17. Ciaran

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    As per bud.
     
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    How can anyone hate the post mans discarded elastic bands??
     
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    Cancer's a bit like marmite really. I hate it when some people get it but absolutely love it when others do.
     
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