Aye when I can be bothered rolling them. But even then I don't smoke when I'm offshore etc. Nicotine addiction is **** all. It's all psychosomatic, simple as that.
50 worst things according to Ponders - Dog eggs Spitting People who use the top of a bin as some sort of picnic table Liberals The smoking ban Mental illness Starlings nicking the mealworms before the smaller birds can have a go Cheap coffee Fish in a pie Street 'artists' Whitley Bay Rap music West Ham supporters Selfies Losing Toby from GC Comma splices Seeing the homeless Any kind of animal cruelty Nonces Adam Sandler films Kurdish Big Issue sellers Most of London Losing 4-1 to Palace Elton John BBC Mock Tudor anything ****s who won't use their indicators The thing that runs Liberty The Tesco in Leith Millwall Those who criticise Paisley Not seeing a picture of Scan in each thread Lenny Henry Liquorice Diabetes Politicians The remake of Dangermouse Taxidermy Rich Tea Old people living in tower blocks Eastern Oslo The postman's discarded rubber bands The destruction of middle-eastern treasures People who say the next Bond should be black Women who wear ties The loss of Les Dawson The works of Jackson Pollock Cancer The lack of death sentencing in the UK Piss stains
The sad fact is that most people throw away kebabs and not Linda McCartney ready meals so he was always going to struggle to get his full compliment of nourishment.
Cancer's a bit like marmite really. I hate it when some people get it but absolutely love it when others do.