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the 100 best things...according to Scots apparently

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Or ****y researchers.
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Does smoking crack with street hoors count?
     
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  3. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    So, it looks like all smokers are of the inbred taig breed?
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Dev no a Prod <confused>
     
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    Doesn't Monaco smoke? Oh yeah, point taken...
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I smoke. Lots.
     
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    But you don't like it ...
     
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    Who mentioned religion?
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Is Dev of Irish Catholic heritage?
     
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    Don't forget Gambol,loves his smokes
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Stop liking my posts and get wired in then <grr>
     
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    Aye but everyone knows he supports Motherwell. <ok>
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Do you smoke?
     
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    Only weed. Have never smoked ***s though.
     
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    50 best things according to Ponders -

    The wife
    The kids
    Frozen chocolate (followed by Metformin and Gliclazide)
    Charlton Athletic
    Scan
    Beethoven
    Having a cheek-shivering poo
    Rasputin
    Wayland's Smithy
    Feeding and watching the garden birds
    Curry (followed by Metformin and Gliclazide)
    Getting a <laugh> for my posts
    The Plantagenets
    Constable Country
    Smoking
    Minder
    RAF Tangmere
    Ken Follett, my friend and mentor
    Battle Abbey
    Pies
    Ronnie Barker
    Cheese
    King Alfred
    Frogs
    My garden folly
    Fleetwood Mac
    Liver and bacon
    Stained glass windows
    Van Eyck's Mystic Lamb
    Elgar
    The Welsh Marches
    Clean worktops
    Canterbury Cathedral
    St Mirren
    Gene Wilder's scarf
    Ducks
    Golliwog memorabilia
    Romanesque corbels
    Leonard Rossiter
    Wham bars (followed by Metformin and Gliclazide)
    Melrose Abbey
    Moira Stewart
    Ethiopian coffee
    Carry On films
    Rude activities
    Kettle of Fish, Rye
    Dangermouse
    Laurel and Hardy
    Krak des Chevaliers
    The Venerable Bede
     
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    Wossat meen?
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Golliwog memorabilia. <ok>

    Want to swap some badges with me Ponders? I have duplicates of a golly Beefeater and a golly NHS nurse.
     
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    I do. I love a smoke. Nowt better than a smoke and a coffee in the dew-covered garden.

    And it stops me picking and cutting myself. Fact.

    The smoking ban is gay.

    Venom: I have a nurse golliwog, but the beefeater certainly interests me. I'll see what I have spare and then we can talk.
     
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    No one likes smoking ...

    It's nicotine that wires your brain to think you like it but it's just need.
     
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    ponders is officially better than the people of scotland <ok>
     
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