Harry "the Hurra" Kane

It's not just that he's not scoring, that's two games running he has cost his side a goal by being needlessly offside.

 

New nickname then "Harry Back Onside" ...

To be serious for a minute ... I don't think he has been the same since he got together with Chloe-Jasmine post X Factor....

 

We're a point behind you. I'd call that pretty close.

 

And West Ham are 3 points ahead of you. By your logic, that makes them superior to the lowly Spuds.

 

#OWNED

 

And there it is the Hurra Kane is back!

 

Eh, City always collapse after a few games.

 

I'm pretty sure you weren't saying that last week.

 

Hey, we softened them up for you. Good job on your win!

 

Come off it, Lee! We took £ity apart!

 

Ci£y do seem to fall apart after half a dozen games though. I can see Man Utd challenging this season and Arsenal *should* but we all know they will do their bottle jobbie just after the new year.

 

He cut a rather subdued figure in the post-match interview. A little bit of envy from Kane as he looks across at Martial and wonders what could have been.

 

The HurraKane will see a lot of these Johnny Foreigner-cum-Lately types come and go in his long and illustrious career at the top of the English game.

 

The main difference being, of course, would be a small matter of anywhere between £36-£55 mill!

 

The HurraKane scores...... for the wrong team!

 

Superb technique for that volley, how did he get that spin on it?

 

Now he's found his scoring boots he doesn't care which goal he puts it in.

 

QUALITY STRIKE

 

He looked a tad offside though