Match Day Thread Newcastle United v Sheffield Wednesday - The Capital One Cup

Booooooooooooooo

never mind.

 

Yay, we're not quite as **** as you

 

Boooooooo

 

I'm not even angry anymore... Well not very much. It's more embarrassing than anything.

 

NOBODY is as **** as us!

Well, maybe Sunderland , but they usuaslly beat us anyway.

 

This. I've gone beyond anger and beyond caring. It's just a shambles and if you don't laugh it off then you'll cry.

 

We put in a good effort to match you tonight

It's good that we don't play each other until December... I think football was cease to exist if people had to watch us play each other

 

Your boys usually put 4, 5 or 6 past ours, so imagine just how ****e we really are.

Go on, try. Give it a go.

Open your mind. Use the parts of your sub-consvience that you never knew existed.

open your mind

ooooopennnn yourrrrr minnnnnddddddd

 

I think until Jan we go old school. Mitro and Perez up front together...Aaron's left...Thauvin / Meekon right...Gini / Anita or Colback central. Defence picks itself as we have no competition back there. Sissoko can train with the kids until Jan.

Get the ball into Mitro quickly, as much ball into the box from wide areas as possible (might have to do some work on crossing mind). Gini arriving late when needed and Perez and the wingers looking latch on to the scraps of Mitro

Fk this tippy tappy stuff we can't play it in our current state.

 

Exactly. If they don't give a **** why should I? I do find their lack of embarrassment at the situation annoying though.

 

Makes sense so won't happen.

 

Oh dear, from your own media partner too.

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We can't put 2 past Carlisle...

 

I'm from carlisle how dare you. Truth be told. We Are woeful and would have lost that pen shootout to carlisle.. I have. A lot of friends coming back from a field who say Liverpool where average. But we are just plain terrible. We had one shot on target. I bet you at least managed more than we have all season in one game.

 

You had 16 shots on target. We have definitely not had that many all season. We managed 1 today.

 

15 in 6 league games (3 goals) and 9 in 2 league cup games (4 goals). Still ****ing ****e.

 

That's a staggering low anount of shots on target. So 24 shots on target in 8 games and 8 in one game against Northampton. Ffs

 

Constantinople when I was there !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Brilliant night tonight.
Loved your stadium knackered after all the stairs.
Still buzzing.

 

I have to walk up to level 7 every home game mate.
You should see my calves, there like forearms.