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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

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  1. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Good morning ALL
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Half way through the week today c'mon the weekend.
     
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  3. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    morning all, day off for me you feckers :emoticon-0172-mooni

    just hope the footie later is going to be decent lol
     
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  4. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Split shift for me today; in until 1pm then back at 4.30pm through to about 9pm. Got the kids inbetween too :(
     
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  5. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Vacancies in the pub: Period 25/09/2015 to 1/10/15.
    Positions:
    1x Landlord
    1xBarman
    1x Chef
    1x Security
    Apply through Administrative manager [email protected]
    Applications closes 1200noon tomorrow
    Successful applicants to be notified by 1300 hours tomorrow 24/09/15
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Security? <laugh> For this shower of ***gots? <laugh>

    This isn't the ****ing Cheese <laugh>
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The Cheese is full of pussies I'd smash them all up.
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 23, 2015
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You're welcome any time <whistle>
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I wouldn't want to ruin the atmosphere.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    We enjoy ridiculing sheep-people <ok> <laugh>
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Sheep people? Which half is sheep and which human?
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's in your gift <laugh>
     
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  13. saintanton

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    You mean you wouldn't want to introduce an element of coarseness into such a high-class establishment?
     
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    saintanton, Sep 23, 2015
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This ^ <laugh>
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Your matchday horroscope:

    Aries: An own goal will ruin your day.

    Taurus: A manager complimenting a terrible performance will make you rage.

    Gemini: You will yell at the TV

    Cancer: You have a tiny penis.

    Leo: Short corners are the work of the devil

    Virgo: Stop masturbating during Football games

    Libra: You will die a horrible brutal death today.

    Scorpio: Terrible passing will cause your blood pressure to rise.

    Sagittarius: You will witness uncoordinated defending.

    Capricorn: Don't shoot when a teammate is in a better position to score.

    Aquarius: You will cry over a beer.

    and Pisces: Your penis is bigger than Cancer's
     
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  16. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Def got the best one there <diva>
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Only if I spill the ****er <laugh>
     
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  18. saintanton

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    I used to think that astrology was a load of bollocks, but after reading this I'm a convert.
    Sagittarius, btw.
     
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  19. saintanton

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    What if you're a female Cancerian?
    Or worse, Piscean?
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's a very good question. <laugh>
     
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