Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

Not everything on a news page has to be a serious matter...there is plenty of room.

And they post things on the front page to lead you into articles elsewhere...if you open a scientific article, you go to their science page. This Scots thesaurus article takes you to pages of Scottish interest.

 

Managed to win the battle of the birthday presents (and manage to do so without it being guessed beforehand, which is new).

Booked my old man in for a VIP champagne reception and a three-course dinner with Ronald Koeman in December.

Now he just needs to find someone to take with him...

 

Well here we go again - the new Fable track goes live today with a premiere on Line Of Best Fit. It's only the radio edit (the main track comes out with video shortly) but go give it a listen!

http://www.thelineofbestfit.com/new-music/discovery/fabel-iam-you

 

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

One more day til my first holiday and extended break in years. By this time Friday I'll be in Singapore bound for Germany (this is exciting for someone who lives at this end of the world trust me). On top of that i can finally put paid to the bastard diet and exercise routine thats been torturing me for 7 months and though effective has had me in a permanent state of hungry, tired and sore for over half a goddamn year.

Let there be a saints win and tomorrow will be the perfect day.

 

Yes point taken Fran. I suppose it was just something that didnt interest me - but it prob interested loads of others.

 

Have a great time, Tommomo.

 

http://observer.com/2015/09/cinnamon-toast-crunch-selfie-spoon-proves-not-even-breakfast-is-sacred/

Selfie spoon

 

Thank you. I'll pop in when i can..though most of my family still treat computers like the obelisk from 2001. Mostly i'm just happy that i can finally have some decent food and not just watch other people eat, like some urchin staring into a sweet shop.

 

Couldn't you fit into a plane seat?

 

Those cave dwellers chipping at flint had no idea where human inventiveness would lead us.

 

Sure i could've...all i would've needed was a 5ft shoehorn

Chuffed with the result in truth. Lost 31kgs (4st 12lbs) in 7 months....and half my workout was weights so i added some muscle on top off burning away my ample repository.

I got abs again i'd forgotten all about them.

 

If the cave dweller, with an improvised rock hammer chipping away, could look into the future and see the selfie spoon, I feel he or she would drop the hammer and give up progress as a waste of bloody time.

 

Well done Tommomo. Nearly 5 stone in 7 months is a brilliant effort. Everything in moderation from now on, eh.

 

Thanks mate. Yes moderation will be the rule....after my holiday, but for the next few weeks i'm going to resemble Kirby or a basking shark as i terrorize local food vendors.

 

Actually I can stick this in here which is probably easier -

 

Tyson Fury......you are a knob, but funny.

 

Arrrghhhhh!!!

 

Cheers, LTL. Have sent the link over to my pal Stateside ......... you never know.

On another tack (and as per my post on the RWC thread), I had the misfortune to catch that thing which you told me to avoid at the beginning of the ITV broadcast. Blimey ......... excruciating .......... (and, no, FLT, it wasn't something that itches ......... )

 

That's rather good.

 

Full version is better, but we have to go with the radio edit first. But thank you!

Thanks! And yes, that *thing* is beyond awful!