Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

But Van Dijk went for £13m

 

Hence why you're a *****

 

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Torbett

 

Zelalem btw, I've seen crisp pokes blowing around the pitch which had more presence.

 

Aye he was poor. He's only a lad though.

2 centre halfs couldn't get a game for Lenzie Leeds ffs

 

Rangers got beat, big deal.

We've got a good manager and a young team (bar Miller), a bit naivety and we were punished.

Once we lift the Petrofac, there will be serious taigplosion on here

 

Lenzie Leeds

 

I used to play for them before they made the transition into Leeds

 

Zelalem is a top player, he'd be brilliant in a team with like-minded players. Unfortunately, he's miles ahead of anything in Scotland just now.

For a lad of 18, he's doing well.

 

I think you'll find that believing you can "buy the history" is what makes you and every other Rangers fan on the planet an unremitting ***** without any hope of redemption.

 

Barry Bannan was our most famous son

 

I played in teh same U13s team, for 2 games, as Barry Ferguson.

 

Who said anything about buying history? Rangers seem to be the only club in the world to encounter financial problems (by virtue of a criminal act) and be deaded by rival fans.

Rangers are Rangers and always will be. FIFA. UEFA, ECA, SPFL, SFA, LNS all said we are, but inbred greasy unwashed BHEAST fans say "no"

Hearts, Fiorentina, Napoli, Coventry, Notts County (just off the top of my head) are all newco, Notts County are still regarded as the oldest league club in England yet their newco was only founded in 2012.

We are the People

 

it'll be made 1000x worse when they see me in decked out in the rangers tartan in the centre circle at half time playin follow follow on the bagpipes

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Rangers will horse the championship and I wouldn't be surprised if they stayed undefeated in the league.

And they'd probably go on a Scottish Cup run if the avoid Celtic or Aberdeen in the early rounds.

But last night was the first serious test and if was failed... so, hopefully some ****s (media mainly) will calm the **** down.

 

A BBC606 classic!!!!

 

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Haw Malky ahm jist away doon ra History shop there, ye wantin' me to buy you the life and times of Sir Francis Drake

Oh aye "Buying history" is a well established practice

"Haw Malky ahm jist away doon ra History shop there, ye wantin' me to buy you the life and times of Sir Francis Drake as well as the history of Hudson's Bay Company that you were after?"

 

Well it's a dose a reality, Rangers have been playing brilliantly in the league but some of the talk is way over the top. Anyone with a football brain can see that we're as fragile at the back as the cute Celtic U13 centre forward who stayed behind for extra coaching.