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  1. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Tomorrows Daily Mail
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    Revenge! Drugs, debauchery and the book that lays Dave bare: How PM's snub to billionaire who funded the Tories for years sparked the most explosive political book of the decade
    • Read our exclusive serialisation of Lord Ashcroft's book Call Me Dave
    • It makes allegations of drug taking and debauchery by David Cameron
    • Suggests he knew in 2009 Lord Ashcroft was controversial 'non dom'
    • PM once 'put a private part of his anatomy' into dead pig, source claims
    By JAMES SLACK, HOME AFFAIRS EDITOR FOR THE DAILY MAIL

    PUBLISHED: 23:00, 20 September 2015 | UPDATED: 00:02, 21 September 2015


    Today we lift the lid on the extraordinary feud between David Cameron and a billionaire Tory donor that has triggered the most explosive political biography of the decade.

    In the dynamite book, former party treasurer Lord Ashcroft makes allegations of drug taking and debauchery by a young Mr Cameron.

    The book also claims the Conservative leader was aware as early as 2009 that Lord Ashcroft was a controversial ‘non dom’ who did not pay UK tax on his overseas earnings.

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    Mr Cameron has previously said he did not know until 2010 about the tax status of a man who had given his party £8million – suggesting the public was deliberately misled in the run-up to that year’s general election.

    The pair fell out, the book reveals, when the Prime Minister failed to honour a pledge to give Lord Ashcroft a ‘significant’ job if he won power.


    In the wake of this split, the peer has penned Call Me Dave. It is co-written by Isabel Oakeshott, an award-winning journalist and former Sunday Times political editor.

    Today the Mail starts serialising the biography, which is based on hundreds of interviews with friends and enemies, including Downing Street insiders.

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    On Day One, the book claims that:

    • Mr Cameron was a member of a ‘dope smoking group’ called the Flam Club at Oxford University;
    • Cocaine was later allowed to circulate at his and his wife’s London home;
    • Mr Cameron was also in a debauched Oxford society that specialises in ‘bizarre rituals and sexual excess’;
    • The book reports a source who claims that during Mr Cameron’s initiation ceremony he ‘put a private part of his anatomy’ into a dead pig’s mouth. Furthermore, the source claims to have seen photographic evidence;
    • Lynton Crosby, the pollster who guided the PM to electoral victory, privately thinks he is a ‘tosser’ and ‘posh ****’.
    Published next month, the book sheds new light on Mr Cameron’s journey from privileged student at Eton and Oxford to Number 10, via a career in PR where he made significant enemies.

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    James Delingpole, a friend of Mr Cameron’s at Oxford, gives the first ever on-the-record account of drug taking by the future prime minister.

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    He says they smoked cannabis together in Delingpole’s room at Christ Church College, often while listening to the 1970s rock band Supertramp. Mr Delingpole says: ‘My drug of choice was weed – and I smoked weed with Dave…’

    For the first time, the book tells of Mr Cameron’s membership of a decadent Oxford dining society, known as the Piers Gaveston.

    This was in addition to his time spent with the Bullingdon Club, a drinking society for the super-rich notorious for bad behaviour and trashing restaurants.

    The authors report an account of an ‘outrageous initiation ceremony’ at a Piers Gaveston event at which the future prime minister ‘inserted a private part of his anatomy’ into a dead pig’s mouth.

    The story was recounted to them by a contemporary of Mr Cameron who went on to become an MP – and who claims that another member of the group has photographic evidence to prove it.

    The unnamed individual said to possess the picture failed to respond to the authors’ approaches.

    For years, there has been fevered speculation at Westminster about the split between the PM and Lord Ashcroft, a man who was once integral to the Tory party machine – helping to save it from financial disaster and having an office next to Mr Cameron in CCHQ.

    But today is the first time the self-made businessman, who has donated vast sums to charity, lays bare what happened.

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    He writes in the book’s preface: ‘Long after he became prime minister, the impression persisted that he was more interested in holding the office than in using its power to achieve anything in particular.

    ‘His laissez-faire approach can create the impression that he is insufficiently concerned by results, and more than once he has appeared so relaxed that he has only stirred to avert disaster at the last minute. But my own particular beef with him is more personal.’

    The impression persisted that he was more interested in holding the office than in using its power to achieve anything in particular
    Lord Ashcroft
    For the first five years of Mr Cameron’s leadership, Lord Ashcroft was deputy chairman of the Tory party.

    Significantly, in the run-up to the 2010 election, he was based inside Conservative Central Office – spending millions on a campaign to target and win key marginal seats.

    Lord Ashcroft, who says he has contemporaneous notes of his conversations with the PM, says a discussion took place between them over what role he would play if Mr Cameron was elected, and a not ‘insignificant’ job was apparently promised.

    But, once victory was in the bag – in part helped by the peer’s millions – no job was forthcoming.

    Eventually, Mr Cameron invited Lord Ashcroft to Chequers where he said Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg was blocking his appointment to a Coalition role.

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    Mr Clegg has since said he has no recollection of blocking any Tory appointments.

    A short while later, after Mr Cameron’s conscience was ‘pricked’, Lord Ashcroft was offered the post of junior whip in the Foreign Office.

    He writes: ‘After putting my neck on the line for nearly ten years – both as party treasurer under William Hague and as deputy chairman – and after ploughing some £8million into the party, I regarded this as a declinable offer. It would have been better had Cameron offered me nothing at all.’

    Cameron’s word is as good as the paper it’s written on
    What Lord Ashcroft says he was once told by a colleague of David Cameron
    He adds, tartly, that he was once told by a colleague of the Tory leader that: ‘Cameron’s word is as good as the paper it’s written on’ – which, he says, is a comment he’s had much cause to reflect on.

    Lord Ashcroft also reveals how he had a conversation with Mr Cameron in 2009 about ‘how we could delay revealing my tax arrangements until after the election’.

    After Lord Ashcroft was given a peerage by then Tory leader William Hague in 2001, the party was dogged with questions over whether he had fulfilled a commitment to become resident in the UK for tax purposes.

    In March 2010, it was eventually revealed that he was a ‘non dom’ – sparking claims that, while he was keeping his assets offshore and out of the British tax system, he was ‘trying to buy a British election’.

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    At the time, a spokesman for Mr Cameron said he had known of Lord Ashcroft’s tax status for only one month - a claim now flatly contradicted by the book, and likely to trigger a new row at Westminster.

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    Lord Ashcroft later became resident in the UK for tax purposes after it was made a requirement for sitting in the House of Lords.

    Despite the criticism of Mr Cameron, the book praises him for the ‘remarkable achievement’ of increasing the number of Tory seats by 120 over the past two elections – more even than Margaret Thatcher.

    Lord Ashcroft and his co-author employed a team of researchers and travelled the world to discover the full story behind Britain’s youngest PM for 200 years.

    The book offers a deeply moving account of the PM’s love for his disabled son, and how caring for Ivan turned him into a compassionate politician.

    Officials also praise Mr Cameron for his fearsome efficiency, having finished all of his prime ministerial red boxes by the time he holds his first daily meeting at 8.30am.

    Lord Ashcroft is a major philanthropist – founding and funding Crimestoppers and giving large sums to military causes. He has also pledged to give half of his £1.2billion fortune to charity when he dies.

    After the Labour landslide of 1997, when the party was in dire straits, he came to the rescue – pumping in cash to clear its £3million overdraft.

    Miss Oakeshott is a highly-acclaimed political journalist who exposed how ex-Lib Dem cabinet minister Chris Huhne had illegally swapped speeding points with his then wife Vicky Pryce.

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    Jesus, that is red hot information delivered with an assassin's touch. Doubtless somebody has already briefed Cameron so his response will be interesting.
     
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  4. MrRAWhite

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    Yes.. I heard that he was into backgammon..
     
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  5. Commachio

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    You telling porkies?
     
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    That's a bit rash Comm!
     
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  7. Commachio

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    hope theres no reporkussions
     
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    Somebody had to squeal on him.
     
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    The right wing media will save his bacon.

    The Sun
    'What a load of porkies'
     
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  10. The Ides of March

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    The story goes that a newly elected MP was guided to his seat in the House of Commons by someone of his own party. Upon sitting down he said to his guide, "So that's the enemy over there," The guide responded, "No, that's the opposition. The enemy are all around you."

    The moral, "Be careful who you befriend."
     
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    Undoubtedly the story is "beefed" up to sell copies of the book. And of course the British public love a bit of scandal be it about politicians, bishops or royals. We love it!!
     
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  12. its been fun thanks :)

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    I just live in hope- that one day a vast sink hole would suddenly and miraculously open up under a full Houses of Parliament and swallow up all the whole ****ing lot of the self serving ...
     
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    Well, I don't know any kid that chooses his parents. Cameron got a rich gaff, and I didn't. Good for him, I guess.
    No kid chooses the school he's sent to. Cameron got sent to Eton. I didn't. Good for him, I guess.
    He takes the same state exams as anyone else, and does rather better than me - you don't get Oxford any other way. Well done, lad.
    Money always attracts money, and at Oxford he meets other rich kids. They have a few wild nights ...

    Oh Jesus, I'm going to stop there. The truth is, if I was born a rich kid, got sent to Eton, passed enough exams to go to Oxford, had a few 'eventful' parties with other rich kids there, I wouldn't have done some of those things he did. I'd have done bloody all of them! Well, at 18 or 19 years old, wouldn't you?

    Cameron got lucky, I didn't - so what? That's life.
     
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    Makes a change from having their snouts in the trough I suppose.
     
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  15. Brian Storm

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    If you were born a rich kid and sent to posh schools you'd **** a dead pigs mouth? <laugh> I've partied and done some strange things but I draw the line at performing sex acts on dead animals <laugh>

    He must be one crazy mother ****er. It's all very amusing.
     
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    I think you summed it up, mate - "It's all very amusing". That's exactly the way I look at it. There's hardly a person on here over, say, 50 who doesn't look back at what they did at 20 and think 'I must have been nuts'. But then you realize that you weren't nuts. What you were was 20.

    Whether it's you, whether it's me, whether it's Cameron, rock on. There's time to think it's nuts later. <laugh> :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Funniest thing to come out of Parliament in years.
     
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    I like our Prime Minister even more now <laugh>
     
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    Necrophillia is I believe the word for shagging a corpse, I am not sure what the word is for shagging a dead pig, how about porcumphillia, as the tories are well know as having their snouts in the trough.
     
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