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  1. Null

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    As my old uncle used to say, 'Faint hearts never ****ed a pig.'
     
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    Did they cook the pig after he ****ed it?
     
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    Ivan died from a ruptured farter.
     
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    He's just realised that isn't mayonnaise on the bacon sandwich.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    The pig has claimed it never inhaled
     
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    This story's a boar and just a case of Pud trying to hog the limelight.
     
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    :huh:
     
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    <confused>
     
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    Monaco making a pig's ear of it as per the script.
     
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    Mon's a silly sausage. Perhaps a slap round the chops will wake him up.

    Or is he hamming it up as per usual?
     
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    What's the betting he claims it's all porkies?
     
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    Why is it that the 2nd and the 5th little piggy were at home? There are only 5 of them ffs and the 2nd stayed at home and the 5th ran all the way home, could they not have made one of them do something else so home wasn't involved with 2 of the pigs? Just seems a bit lazy.
     
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    They were masturbating. Mutually.
     
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    Mutually Is a durty ****.
     
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    His advisers will tell us all he was just playing backgammon <doh>
     
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    Fixed that wan fur yie
     
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