I had this problem once, toby would not suck my cock. Things worked out well though, he know sucks on Stereo's instead
I can remember fine well the funny looks all the old prudes used to give us when my missus was breast feeding. Probably as much to do with the fact my missus still looks about 15 and we were sitting in the pub too.
Kent Brockman: Today, Springfield will experience a rare total eclipse of the sun. A solar eclipse is like a woman breast-feeding in a restaurant. It's free, it's beautiful, but under no circumstances should you look at it.
Indeed, the missus (and mother of my two children) even got hit for ID in the pub the other night by some barman who was barely 18 himself
Is that right Mick, that when your first was born, the nurse picked up yer wife and slapped her on the arse.
I was sat outside a cafe eating my breakfast when the woman at the table next to us started feeding her baby via her lovely baps. I was absolutely disgusted when she ordered "a latte and a Greek salad". For breakfast. In England. The horror.
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