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Match Day Thread Our Season Starts This Weekend

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by JakartaToon, Sep 17, 2015.

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  1. Travelsick07

    Travelsick07 Well-Known Member

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    Why the **** isnt aarons playing?! I mean if you keep losing 0-2 you surely gotta change something about the team.
     
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    Travelsick07, Sep 19, 2015
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  2. Captainchaos.

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    Both of which are ****e
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 19, 2015
  3. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Top 8 ha ha

    Absolutely horrible side
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 19, 2015
  4. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    I've had more enjoyment sucking an old man's crusty, wart infested, smega ridden dick.

    We really are a **** filled nappy that has been left out in the baking sun for three months.

    **** the lot of them.
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Sep 19, 2015
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    Nothing will save us im afraid we're basically down already
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 19, 2015
  6. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    De Jong!
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Sep 19, 2015
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    Too slow and ****e basically

    There isn't anything that can be done wecare **** because we are **** simple as that.
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 19, 2015
  8. Darth Plagueis

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    He's barely had a chance and he's already scored a couple.
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Sep 19, 2015
  9. Captainchaos.

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    We are filled to the brim with **** players
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 19, 2015
  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Same can be said about some of our fans!
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Sep 19, 2015
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  11. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    Doggie ****e
     
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    All of them they ousted bobby robson for finishing 5th and pardew clearly did a good job
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 19, 2015
  13. Travelsick07

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    Pardew did do a good job, as he is and will do at palace.

    We constantly sold our best players, replaced them with taking punt with foreigners. Here we are.

    Had we kept Ba, Cabaye etc we wouldnt be in this position. Strangely, Everton manages to hold onto their best players. They just say 40 mio or **** off. What's it gonna be? Not us. As soon as someone says 10 mio Mike Ashley opens up his palm.

    Well that was close. At least Janmaat has removed the shrink wrap from his balls after his sending off.
     
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  14. Darth Plagueis

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    Jesus why are we standing off them?
     
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    Wijnaldum has been far more effective this half. Some great runs.
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Sep 19, 2015
  16. Darth Plagueis

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    Haidara off? Wtf?
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Sep 19, 2015
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    ****ing hell Janmaat please don't be injured.
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Sep 19, 2015
  18. Prince Isak (GG)

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    This was a must win game and we have lost. At home against the relegation favourites. We have 2 points and we have Chelsea and Man City coming up. We are cast iron certain to get relegated and we are the worst team in the premier league by a country mile managed by the most boring characterless manager on the planet. It's ok though I'm waiting for my nice email.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Sep 19, 2015
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  19. Busy Being Headhunted

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    You have moved up the league :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Busy Being Headhunted, Sep 19, 2015
  20. leez

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    the club is run by idiots ...simple as ...
     
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    leez, Sep 19, 2015
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