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breast feeding in public

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by -jordan-, Jul 18, 2011.

  1. -jordan-

    -jordan- Guest

    walking through town today and had the unfortunate sight of some mare whipping her pale tit out and giving her baby a mouthful.

    it did make me laugh, but i felt quite disgusted. mainly because she was a big fat minger.

    but why not feed it before you go out? or take a bottle with you? no-one wants to be subjected to that for **** sake!

    and they're always somewhat surprised when they find themselves being ogled or stared at..nothing but exhibitionists.
     
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  2. Schneiderlin's Foxy Face

    Schneiderlin's Foxy Face Active Member

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    I say whip them out, as long as you're a 7/10 or above.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I was on a bus once when a woman thought it was a good time to breast feed her baby.

    A little old lady opposite me, started shouting "That's disgusting. Stop that immediately!"

    In retrospect, it probably wasn't the best time to have a ****.
     
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  4. Sam Axe

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    I once saw a woman breast feed her baby during Mass. She just whipped it out in the middle of the chapel and everyone round her was staring.
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Babies who breastfeed tend to do it often but only take it a bit at a time, so unless a bird is only out for an hour then that's not really an option. Not saying I agree with it in public mind, if they must breastfeed then they should do it out of the way somewhere. Plenty of shopping centres have breast-feeding rooms these days.

    But if it's a fit bird, then it's really not a problem.
     
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  6. - SW6 -

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Breast pump is your answer if the mother has to go out in public then all she has to do is take out a bottle.
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    People say breast feeding is natural but so is masturbation. But I take out my knob in the middle of Waverley market and start playing willie banjo and I get ****ing arrested!

    Where's the justice eh?
     
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  9. The Dandy Highwayman

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    Try breasfeeding a baby at the same time.
     
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  10. TommyNooka

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    I must admit it would depend on what they looked like but I've yet to see a looker get her bap out in public it's always either the overweight 'I'm comfortable with my body types (Aye but I'm not ya fat roaster and I don't have a choice here)' types or the earth mother type that have more hair on their nipples than I've got on my head.

    So on careful consideration it's a no from me, get the breast pump out at home and take a bottle with you ya selfish cow.
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I'm not Jip Jaap Stam <moobsmiley>

    (.)(.)
     
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  12. -jordan-

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Sam Axe

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    I don't know why but that reminded me of a scene in an NCIS episode where Tony was chatting up a cute park ranger and freaked out when he noticed her hairy pits and legs <laugh>
     
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    Apol;ogists for it keep saying "oh it's natural etc etc." So is having a ****e but we don't all just drop our strides and peroform an avacuation in the street do we?
     
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  15. -jordan-

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    that's stereo's party-piece at waverley market <ok>
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    While having a **** and breast feeding a baby. It's my new one man show at the Festival. <ok>
     
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  17. The Dandy Highwayman

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    Curling one out while having a ****?

    That's multitasking at its best.
     
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  18. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I don't have a problem with it.
     
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  19. Get them oot <ok>

    If the jubblies are manky, you don't need to look
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I'm pure beelin' now <grr>
     
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