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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by User Deleted, Jan 7, 2013.

  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    you and your mate baught a birthday cake from asda then took it home and shagged it, then took the remnants of the cake and drove by some old boy walking his dog and threw it at him... would that be gay?
     
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  2. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    It would if the caked looked like this:

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Tina_old, Jan 7, 2013
  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> quality beale
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jan 7, 2013
  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Pretty straight as long as it's a supermarket cake <ok>

    A bufty-boy baker's number, but, and that would be homo as ****.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 7, 2013
  5. Patience

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    <laugh> hahaha
     
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  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    As long as you didnt eat any you're golden ...
     
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  7. User Deleted

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    beale and scan on anoher whirlwind adventure laced with ***gotry
     
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  8. Newgod Dre X

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    throw the cake at the dog and shout out to the guy that your dog deserves to get left over cake thrown at him but not you,
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    *Bought
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 16, 2015
  10. Newgod Dre X

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    are you a teacher in an only gays allowed school coz you seems to behave like one
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    image.jpeg
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 17, 2015
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  12. Newgod Dre X

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    so you have a di.ck in your mouth most of them time you are here so you cant say anything only post images and all, makes sense dude
    BTW I don't care if you believe it or not you can go eat some god believer's sh.it
    but I happen to look just like my avatar,
    without the wings and horns ofcourse
     
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  13. Moses

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    So you have the torso of a melted Action man then? Are the wee black lines some kind of fungal infection?
     
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    Moses, Sep 18, 2015
  14. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    You and your mates going together, to buy the cake was pretty nosh to begin with. The rest is full on jobby jabbing.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Sep 19, 2015
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  15. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    You don't talk about scan like that m9
     
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    bucks_is_leeds, Sep 21, 2015
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  16. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I'm sorry I thought calling everyone ****s was de rigueur on this forum. I tried to vary it up a bit.

    But seriously what can you do?
     
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    pompeymeowth, Sep 21, 2015
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  17. User Deleted

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    well we thought it was a hoot
     
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    User Deleted, Sep 21, 2015
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