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Board Meltdowns

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle Is A Gob, Oct 7, 2014.

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Which board kicks off first?

  1. Liverpool

  2. Man Utd

  3. Swans

  4. Saints

  5. Hull

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  1. I admit that that was unfortunate. However, I confidently state that that will not happen tonight. We'll win this by a comfortable stretch.

    By all means, book-mark this post, but I strongly suggest that you'll be wasting your time and effort.
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    Fixed <ok>
     
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  3. Can I have your word, PIXIE, that if Spurs lose tonight, that you won't mention my little prediction?
     
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  4. gooner4ever

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    I am guessing that if Spurs lose tonight then your prediction might get a little mention and then another 28 pages of posts from you two will follow :)
     
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    I promise to be succinct in my piss taking, should spurs lose :tongue:
     
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  6. And if we win? Do I have your permission to continue ripping the piss out of you, PIXIE?
     
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    Well you haven't had much success with that so far. What were you going to 'rip the piss' out of me for exactly if you do win ?
     
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  8. Just the usual. I'll probably throw in a couple of "ownings" for good measure, too.
     
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    You mean wum **** ups.

    What exactly are you going to rip the piss out of me for if Spurs win tonight ?
     
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  10. I haven't made my mind up, yet. But the choices are endless, so it's not going to be an issue. I'm going to go with the flow and see where it ends. up. I'll probably come back that "****ing monkey" jibe, at some point, though. I might try it Russian.
     
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    You seem to be missing the point of my very straight forward question. Try to concentrate.

    What exactly will you 'rip the piss' out of me about if Spurs win tonight ?
     
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  12. Are you deaf, PIXIE? For the third time, I haven't yet made up my mind.
     
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    You mean you've got **** all <ok> and if you do try to take the piss if Spurs win, then it will end up being yet another wum **** up
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

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    ... <laugh> ... because deafness affects keyboard communication?
     
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  15. Spurs winning will, of itself, wil be a massive wind up.
     
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  16. <doh>
    That was the whole ****ing joke!

    Will someone, please, get me a better audience!
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    Like **** it will. Who are you playing anyway. FC Carrier bag ? Nothing less than Spurs battering them will be a humiliation.
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    HIAG's like one of those **** amateur comedians, who get heckled into submission by everybody in the audience, and then go back in resignation to their dour office jobs on a monday morning.
     
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  19. I'm looking for a comfortable 2-0 win. We don't want to burn ourselves out ahead of the weekend.
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    <laugh> of course it was ... as for your audience ... probably like your sex life ... a solo act <laugh>
     
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