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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Sep 16, 2015.

  1. Sikkedogsvendestykke

    Sikkedogsvendestykke Active Member

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    Let's re-direct that to Pembroke College, Cambridge. They have a fine chemical engineering department.
     
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  2. Sikkedogsvendestykke

    Sikkedogsvendestykke Active Member

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    From the uncyclopedia ... Buckfast enthusiasts are often found caressing the bottle in order to summon the genie inside, who will cater to their every whim, whether it involves violence or inappropriate ejection of bodily substances.
     
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  3. GLP

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    Not at 8% + it isn't. Though It's too strong for delicate lager/beer/shandy drinkers.

    Fruit based alcoholic beverages were probably the first ever produced along with mead.

    Real men drink Cider. Historically proven fact ;)
     
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  4. Sikkedogsvendestykke

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    Cider's not really a Yorkshire tradition now is it. But the stuff they sell in Holsworthy soon gets you saying oooaar.
     
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  5. GLP

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    They've only been making Cider at Ampleforth Abbey for 200 years!!
     
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  6. GLP

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    There's also a Cider company in North Newbald East Yorks - Moorlands. Amongst others, not sure on the heritage, but Ampleforth have been around since1802 and Gaymers since 1770. Gaymer's was originally started in Benham, Norfolk producing Cider for people in the East of England. So I guess we've always had a taste for it in these parts!
     
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  7. big vern

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    At first I thought this thread was in response to the pungent smell of urine in the toilets at the KC.

    Has this issue been resolved yet?
     
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  8. Barchullona

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    Tried that Aspalls one when in Dorset and Hampshire earlier this year. Also, as an everyday pub drink, liked Sheppeys. Wish they sold some of those ciders on draught up here instead of the sweet rubbish we get.
     
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  9. Barchullona

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    It would be too strong for beer or lager drinkers like yourself. Just been down in Devon. Would love to see someone telling some of the locals I saw knocking back prodigious amounts of cider that they were puffs.
     
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  10. Kempton

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    Bollocks, I'm an Ull lad I am. :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  11. Barchullona

    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    So you drink weak beers?
     
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  12. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Watch out, Kempo - I suspect this is the start of a chat-up...:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  13. Kempton

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    Weak beers, strong beers, the % thing doesn't come into it so much when you're a real ale connoisseur like me.

    I don't do lager anymore, but when I did, I found it needed to be around 5% ABV to taste anything like.

    Since I became a fan of 'real ale' though, I've found this rule doesn't apply. I can enjoy a beer whether it be 3.4% or 7.4%. It's a very different thing altogether is ale.

    Would I be considered a proper hard case if I drank Old Rosie?
     
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  14. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    My thoughts exactly Stan. Encouraging, goading a young naive lad Kemps to drink stronger and stronger alcohol. We all know where this is going
     
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  15. Kempton

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    I'll have you know I'm a very grown up lad for my age, cough51cough...
     
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  16. Barchullona

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    You normally come across as a sensible person. Shame for you to change.
     
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  17. Barchullona

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    More a case of putting right some clueless person who thinks people who don't share his tastes in alcohol are puffs.
     
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  18. Barchullona

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    No. You would be considered less of a silly prat if you didn't come out with comments like your original one however.
     
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  19. The FRENCH TICKLER

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    Don't drink piss then. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  20. Kempton

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    Was that the lasses and puffs one? You honestly couldn't tell that was very tongue in cheek? Chill Castro, chill.
     
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