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West Ham Headline Game

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Sep 15, 2015.

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The Best Headline is?

Poll closed Sep 20, 2015.

  1. Hammers show Magpies the way to P(l)ayet. - SCM

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%

  2. Hammers blowing bubbles - Magpies blowing cold. The Man in the East

    2 vote(s)
    25.0%

  3. Stevie Mac's back door hammered. Cardiff's newest fan

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Steve's strikers fail to get a-head at Boleyn Ground Jak Attack or Chippy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Magpies made to Payet The Hairdresser

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. Northern Cisse girls made to Payet Morcambe & Wise

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%

  7. Mclaren takes 2 much bubble - Pantsy

    2 vote(s)
    25.0%

  8. Steve looks for his brolly as Bilic reigns over him again - The Optician

    3 vote(s)
    37.5%

  9. Schteve's brolly hammered by shower of ****e. - Oh Be Have

    2 vote(s)
    25.0%

  10. Hammers Smash Toothless Toon - Heeeeeeeeeeeeeed

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%
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  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Yet again we find the need to find that winning Headline after another losing performance. After yet another performance that defies words the responsibility of summing it up in one stand out Headline falls upon you. Remember this is the Headline not the article. Can you sum up the Toon's performance in one succinct punchy Headline. Are you a winner or a loser? Let's find out.

    Rules as before:

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Thursday 17/09/15
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Sep 15, 2015
  2. Rum & Black for 2

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    Hammers show Magpies the way to P(l)ayet.
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Sep 15, 2015
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    Hammers blowing bubbles - Magpies blowing cold.
     
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    Stevie Mac's back door hammered.
     
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    Sammy's Silky Skills, Sep 15, 2015
  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Steve's strikers fail to get a-head at Boleyn Ground
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 16, 2015
  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Magpies made to Payet
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Sep 16, 2015
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Northern Cisse girls made to Payet
     
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    Big Ern, Sep 16, 2015
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    Mclaren takes 2 much bubble
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 16, 2015
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Steve looks for his brolly as Bilic reigns over him again
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 16, 2015
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    Schteve's brolly hammered by shower of ****e.
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 16, 2015
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  11. Heed

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    Hammers Smash Toothless Toon
     
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    Heed, Sep 16, 2015
  12. InBiscanWeTrust

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    WHU win 2-0 at home to Newcastle

    #factual
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Sep 16, 2015
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    I cry plagiarism here again. I would like to take you back to the game in November 2014, in fact the very first headline game when I posted this "
    Sissoko loses his head at the Boleyn Ground.
    I believe that Albert is looking back through last years threads for inspiration and should be disqualified and ridiculed (even more than in the yellow chinos thread).
     
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    JakartaToon, Sep 17, 2015
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    That's a cutting accusation to make!
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 17, 2015
  15. JakartaToon

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    I wouldn't mind if it was just cutting - its the pasting that annoys me.
     
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    How long did it take you to come up with that little gem?
     
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    JakartaToon, Sep 17, 2015
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    not that you deserve it but a retrospective congrats on your 1000th post mate.
     
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    My other headline idea was:

    McClaren's Muppets Upton F*cked.

    A play on the song... uptown funk.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 17, 2015
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    At least it was your own - crap but your own!
     
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    JakartaToon, Sep 17, 2015
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  20. InBiscanWeTrust

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    How longs it been since the game?


    you didn't say what paper the headline was for, I was going upmarket for the independent
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Sep 17, 2015
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