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Something smells fishy

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Sep 15, 2015.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    This case is bizarre:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-34258993

    How could you have sex with someone wearing a strap-on multiple times and not suspect that it is not a real penis?

    If you agree to meet up to have sex with someone you've met online and agreed to remain blindfolded throughout, are you not a tad responsible if it turns out that internet character is not quite as they had you believe?
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I feel for you, man.

    A couple of years ago this would have been at least a 10 pager with lots of funny posts and a liberal sprinkling of tranny porn.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 15, 2015
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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Wid a "would ye" rescue the thread?
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It's similar to case a few years back where a guy thought he was shagging a female army officer who only liked anal, surprise surprise he claims he never knew the army type was a bloke in drag all along. Aye, and the moon is made of green cheese.
     
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  5. Blitz

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    I wonder if she cum at all
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Did this happen in the paras circa 1983? 7th battalion by any chance?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 16, 2015
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  7. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    I read that last week and it's obviously ****e ...

    Disguises , injuries , lights off

    Daft ****in cow
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Remember the one where some wee burd was pretending to be a boy down south. Pumped about 5 of her pals I think <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 16, 2015
  9. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Is this how you snared Twizz Davies?
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    There is no 7th Batallion.

    Nev did that joke, see above.
     
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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Dev skelping the currents <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 16, 2015
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    *currants

    If you are going to try and slag us, at least spell it correctly<ok>
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    See sticky thread please.
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 16, 2015
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <rofl> I blame the schools
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Best skools aboot M9.
     
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    N nae skag!
     
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    Null, Sep 16, 2015
: ST chats to Putin about poovery, dev reveals how he 'flipped' twizz, twizz shocked but aroused at dev in dress, Monacoger's OCD shame, Dev screamed at IRA-loving Corbyn

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