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Off Topic Didn't sus she was a man for 2 years.. really?

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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    I know sounds ridiculous... But people make mistakes. Ronaldo was banging this one girl for years before he got curious and asked her why other girls don't have penises like her.
     
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    Mad story. If she's lying then she's one twisted ****ing bitch.
     
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    True and Brendan was shagging that tranny an all <whistle>
     
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    Most likely it's: "I feel guilty about having had lesbian sex and don't want to admit I did it knowingly".
     
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    The bird who supposedly violated her is hardly butch either ffs.

    Surely the voice, lack of adams apple, hands etc would have given her a clue like?

    2 years of humping and she'd never taken the blindfold off during sex? or seen her partner minus a ****ing hat? Really?

    Not having it. Albeit it might just be mad enough to be true, I mean going the bizzies with that one must have taken some balls (pun intended <laugh>)
     
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    That's why his original marriage failed. Rodgers dumped his bint when he learnt she wasn't really a man.
     
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    ROdgers loves a good fry up, sausages AND rashers please.
     
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    They only had sex 10 times in 2 years. Were they married?

    Anyway, as they say on General Chat, Wid ye?
     
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    Two birthdays, 1 anniversary. I fail to count to 10 with that. They couldn't have been married.
     
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    I dunno how she didn't know it was a plasic cock for so long

    lack of jizz, did she not touch it? Or touch each other, the boobs would have been a bit of a giveaway. Voice def a giveaway. Smell of the lesbo's gash and all that.

    No?

    the strapped hanger said there was no blindfold and it was all consentual.

    I can't believe yer one got convicted on the other's word alone in this matter.
     
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    One things for sure, she won't need to blindfold them and con them into dropping their draws where she's going.

    ****ing busmans holiday ffs <laugh>
     
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    2 birthdays, 1 anniversary, Christmas and that one random annual shag.

    One of your five a year.
     
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    Christmas?

    I suppose they dont have kids. Anytime Xmas week is the least likely sextime once you have kids.
     
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    aint that the truth :D
     
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    Yeah. Sounds like she's being arrested for being a lesbian rather than any real crime.
     
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    I tihnk there is a bit of the guilty until proven innocent thing going on, for years accusations were not taken seriously, now it's the opposite.
     
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    If the screwer was a man and the screwee was a woman and all the same happened except the man pretended he was a brunette when really he was ginger.

    After the blindfold went on he whipped off the wig exposing his orange locks. If he then had sex after pretending not to be a ginger...
    Would there be a case for sexual assault?

    Of course not. It doesn't become rape just for lying about a physical condition...

    If I tell a woman I have a 9inch willy and she later found out it is only 8inches does that take back her consent? Have I raped her by lying about my penis length?


    What makes this case different than the above is she lied about her sex. In the eyes of the law that's not supposed to make a difference. Sex, like hair colour or penis length is just a metric.

    I think what got this woman arrested when the ginger or 8inch willy guy wouldn't have is "ew homosexuality" mentality. Just a theory. Wasn't there to witness, but that's my suspicion.

    How many times has a scumbucket lied to a woman about being a doctor, or a programmer :bandit:, to get a girl to sleep with him?

    Dishonest but not exactly rape. If it was consensual it was consensual. If lying makes it rape almost every man on earth is a rapist.

    "No honey, your bum looks great in those knickers, now come to bed."
     
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    She wore blindfold every time they met up?! How did they meet? Who did she think she was meeting? Ridiculous how she can be found guilty for that surely!
     
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    We've had a snake-oil salesman pretending to be football manager for three years...:emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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