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Match Day Thread West Ham v Newcastle United- Official Build Up / Match Day Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 8, 2015.

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  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I don't want to watch this anymore. I don't even think we can get a result next weekend. I honestly can't see a goal in our team.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Sep 14, 2015
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Some you can.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 14, 2015
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    He sowed the seeds.
    It's all his fault.
    Burn the ****er.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 14, 2015
  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Watching sissoko and haidara work a corner has cheered me up - it ain't easy being that stupid
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 14, 2015
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  5. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    I hope you ****s who advocated the signing of the dogshit Colback are satisfied. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I never sanctioned the signing of the useless ginger Mackem ****.
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Sep 14, 2015
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Oh well.
    A tail of two ****s.
    the one our players couldn't give..
    And the one BRS dropped.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 14, 2015

  7. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Colback can;t even run, he waddles at speed. If we turn up next week with a fcking 4-2-3-1, I'll simply turn it off.
     
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    Lord Jonjomort, Sep 14, 2015
  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I heard he has been ringing schteve with tactical tips and sub ideas. Essentially these moronic decisions are his
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 14, 2015
  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Oh my jesusing Christ. A short corner... With 88 mins on the clock and 2-0 down?!

    Are they time-wasting to stop West Ham scoring again?!?!?!
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Sep 14, 2015
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  10. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    you poor
    We have only scored 4 goals this season but you make us look free scoring!
     
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    remembercolinlee, Sep 14, 2015
  11. Blacker-than-Knight

    Blacker-than-Knight Slainte

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    Yeah cause where is he, oh..........
     
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    Blacker-than-Knight, Sep 14, 2015
  12. notanuvasuverngeordie

    notanuvasuverngeordie New Member

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    Our team of 6 years ago in the championship would do better! Nolan, Barton, Smith, Harewood...Pancrate FFS would have more heart!
     
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    notanuvasuverngeordie, Sep 14, 2015
  13. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    The thing that ****s me off with three minutes to go. Our players are walking about the pitch without a care in the world. They pick up there nice wage and stay overnight in a swanky hotel. While our loyal fans travel back to Newcastle after a performance that can be described as a debacle and return home at about 4am to then get up to go and graft at work tomorrow. The ****ing whole club needs a wake up call because we are in the ****.
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Well schteve back to the drawing board. Better do it in crayons for these buffoons
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 14, 2015
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    i wonder how much hair mcclaren will have at the end of the season
     
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    Toonsmarty92, Sep 14, 2015
  16. NitroToon

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    Cisse is the biggest problem with our team! He's awful and Iv always disliked the guy , so lazy! As for our performance we have controlled possession but offered nowt in the final third ! Let's judge the team after the Watford game where we have no excuses !
     
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    NitroToon, Sep 14, 2015
  17. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, but that's because we'd be in a league we could score in.
     
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    Lord Jonjomort, Sep 14, 2015
  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    LET'S ALL HAVE A MELTDOWN!!! LET'S ALL HAVE A MELTDOWN!!! LET'S ALL HAVE A MELTDOWN!!! Na na na na!!!


    I'll go first. I'm not even going to use my Newcastle towel to wipe my arse after I shower later <wah>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Sep 14, 2015
  19. notanuvasuverngeordie

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    True! Haha
     
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    notanuvasuverngeordie, Sep 14, 2015
  20. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to turn my team photo poster around until they win. Steve McLaren survives my spunk projectiles for another week <wah>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Sep 14, 2015
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