So what you all got planned for this big day? Being single I plan on spending all day lying in a pool of my own pish and sorrow after 2 heavy nights on a sauce. Happy that I dont have to sit in a mobbed restaurant and pretend I'm enjoying myself. My half drunkenness may get the better of me and I'll go on facebook chat scoping out pumpable birds that may be online. My sexual partner hasnt been overlooked though. There's some deals on hand cream in Boots, got to take care of your hands during winter.
****, iv still not booked a restaurant Or bought a card Lunchtime will be busy. Loada ****e anyway, we only buy cards and thats it, no presents.
Me n the missus don't bother wi Valentines Day at all, just a money making excercise for ****s like Hallmark etc, and it's not because I'm a Paisley man, ya ****s!
I'll be watching whatever sport is on the tv this weekend, don't really do much for valentines, maybe cook her something nice in the house & let her watch a film of her choice. TBF I spend loads on her every week buying her nicotine lozenges, water, magazines & usually a nice top or beauty products.
decided sun will be heaving so going for a meal tonight instead then suggested we just have a chilled out day together sunday, i'll make a fry up and we'll mong it watching dvd's etc. this is good as i'll be hungover to ****
Hunting knife. check Rope. check Cable ties. check Van with mattress glued to the floor. check just need a burd now, is archaos unders still runnin?
