Match Day Thread West Ham v Newcastle United- Official Build Up / Match Day Thread

What a clown colback is. Is he ****ing ******ed. More benny hill music I am afraid. Do they like to make the most stupid decisions. Why did we ever sign him. Because he is a Geordie.

 

I think i said after last game the penny would drop.

Well

Colback hopeless sissoko thick and not a rw ffs

This system doesn't work

 

No joke chaps, we've not played too bad here. We just need to either get the ball into the flanks with purpose or get Cisse support quicker and improve our final pass.

 

Absolutely ****e

 

Loving your positivity eeore

 

Haidara has literally no end product, colback and anita need to swap positions, who is wij and who is sissoko cos theyre only contributions have been losing the ball, SICK of watching janmaat aimlessly running at defences and thauvin has been sussed out already. Fuk me new manager same old ****, plenty of pointless posession. Put in perez and aarons we myt see one attack cos, yano, they myt actually run for a pass

 

You joking. We are losing. Had no shots. Let me repeat that. No shots. We pass the ball about nice in crapnplaces with no importance.

 

Amount of times ive seen mbemba passing back to the keeper in frustration at the lack of options..

 

Ah I remember now we have had one shot on target. But that actually was janmaat defending it from gini.

 

Sissoko has bags of energy and pace but needs a remote control as he is like Forrest Gump.

 

Yeah, no shots, but plenty of play in their half and looking increasingly solid at the back now. I think we'll get something from this like.

Watch this space, Steve will gamble before 65 minutes and we'll get one before 75. Game to end 1-1

 

God listen to the crowd. There is no noise at all. A proper bore fest like I said at the start.

 

Colback is the gap between defence and attack= runs backwards passes it to a defender who tries long ball. What has changed in the way we play?

 

If they are going to put someone on Payer then I think it should be Colback. Free up Vern to play a bit further forward. Get him with his head up thinking pass forward every time and he can create chances.

 

We aren't brilliant but I agree with the Dungeon Master I think we started slow but have ground ourselves into the game. Only one down at half time and the first 15 min of second half should decide game. If we hold on for that period AND start pushing forward more constructively then we can get a draw out of this.

Sensible sub 15 min in if we haven't conceded and we will get at least a point.

 

Because we have basically controlled the game. Shame about the goal or the crowd would be getting on West Ham's back like the handbook away performance.

Need to put the ball in the net now. What's with the gap between Colo and Mbemba when we have possession? Anita becomes CB and they become RB and LB with Janmaat and Haidara pushing on as wingers. Interesting tactic. I'd love to see Aarons come on because we lack quality out wide, but Gini needs to do more, Sissoko too.

 

The one bit of enjoyment I'm going to take out of the game so far is that I'm about to go for a massive ****, and to be honest I might just stay in there until this is over.

 

We will never get anywhere with this system

Ever

 

Well you'd better tell BRS, quick!

 

This system does not work for us because we do not have the right players. We have had lots of the ball where they let us have it. They have no intention of pushing us at the back and we are passing it about from side to side doing nothing. They are winning so they are gonna keep doing it. The problem is we are getting countered because we are so so so slow attacking. We push forward slow with lots of players and then get hit on break.