Harry "the Hurra" Kane

We'll see.

 

I take it you don't have any objections to your title being changed to Harry Lame ?

You did after all lay claim to the name and have promised to use it from now on.

 

I tell you what...

I'll agree to my title being changed to Harry Lame for a week, if you agree to yours being changed to Monkey Jizz.

Deal?

 

But you've been the one ****ing over that jizzing monkey. What about Harry (the monkey jizz) Lame ?

 

This was on page 2 it should be a sticky until he scores in about April.

 

It's only on page 2 because of those two going at it, as usual!..

 

Indeed, every thread is the same we need to provoke some kind of meltdown from them so that they end up threatening to kill each other in a meet up at Hyde Park, news coverage of the battle will make it nationwide news and Mick will ban them both for bringing the site into disrepute.

It's the only sensible way of dealing with this that I can think off.

 

Or they meet up in Clapham Common toilets to seal their obsession for each over

 

Pistols at 20 paces!...

 

I'm trying to avoid the gay porn jokes as I'm in danger of being labelled myself, I've been posting a few too many off them.

 

Piss tools at 20 paces

 

Wise move

 

To be fair though, this thread should be a sticky until Wet n Windy scores.

 

I think they'll need to get a bit closer than that. They might both be 'big boys', but 20 paces!

 

Has he scored yet??

Hurry up Harry this is getting boring now, you useless ****.

 

Perhaps Brenda will bid for him then? As he's the expert on buying useless ****s!

 

Gotta be worth a cheeky £2mil bid I guess.

Play him in the **** games with Ings.

 

So all of your games, then?

 

No just he **** ones, like the league cup etc.

 

Or the last two league games.