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Off Topic Really OT......Mustard Chinos - 'on trend' or devils instruments?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 12, 2015.

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On trend or the devil's instruments?

  1. on trend

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  2. the devil's instruments

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  3. i feel sick....

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    So, ladies and gents.
    What are your views on Mustard chinos?
    I've just bought a new pair, this time even brighter and the lads down the pub last night absolutely ripped the piss big time and were quite insulting.
    One lass did mention that I looked quite dapper though.
    So.... here;s a pic of a pair I bought...... honest opinion here please......

    Are the on trend... or are they vile instruments of the devil?

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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 12, 2015
  2. Rum & Black for 2

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    For the incontinent gentlemen such as myself they would be a ****ing godsend.
     
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  4. Captainchaos.

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    I like mustard mayonnaise
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 12, 2015
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    What.
    The.
    ****.
     
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    Mustard mayonnaise or hoop juice ie its a two part mix
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 12, 2015
  7. Howe's about that then?

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    I wouldn't wear them but then that's not to say they're not on trend, I wouldn't know what was on trend.

    I've been wearing Jeans, Tshirts and trainers for as long as I can remember.
     
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    Howe's about that then?, Sep 12, 2015
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    Tragic pal.
     
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    Supermods just said it's worse than porn :)
     
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    I sense a trend here.
    We need JPF pronto.
     
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  13. Rick O'Shea

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    First of all TIE YOUR LACES, turd flaps.
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Flippin' eck!.. you honestly think it is a picture of me? <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
    Embrace your chino love fella. They would set you apart on your nights out in Pennywell. :bandit:
     
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    Of course I don't think its you. You would have had to got a larger size on the waist.

    (I live in Durham, like Walker I probably need injections before I travel to Pennywell.)

    yours are more khaki anyway.

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    You have my family album clearly.
    My new ones are especially bright yellow mind..
     
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    i didnt realise how much better you looked Albert, before the sex change.
     
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    Somebody get gulivar
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 13, 2015
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