Shut that gate and keep it shut "Are you the farmer?" "Shut up Withnail. Of course he's the ****ing farmer"
One of my fav bits is where Withnail hangs out the car window and shouts 'Scrubbers!' at those school girls
I used to have a mate who was a ****ing nutter. He's a complete conformist now. Once, we were driving past the nurses home at Warrington hospital. I was driving. It was broad daylight. He hung out of the window brandishing a pair of scissors shouting "We're going to cut you up girlies". We were in heavy traffic and moving at about 5 mph. Could have got banged up for that one
Bustop ****ers !! Other fav with nail line 'You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and **** off while you're doing it!'
I assume you're talking about the nipples. Had 4 born last night (kittens not nipples) a tabby girl, 2 piebald boys and a black boy. Mum's a stray (kitten herself) showed upon our doorstep pregnant.
It's the weekend and after last weekend I am taking it easy with a nice bottle of Mayu Shiraz reserve, very easy drinking. Probably just have the one bottle though.
@Red Hadron Collider you say? Thanks, I'll watch out for him. I obviously wouldn't want to annoy him then.
Speaking of badgers. I need name suggestions for the kittens. Things that mean vagina that I might slip under the radar (she's pretty naive about slang but caught my suggestions of beaver and coochie).
