Eh? This is David Beckham mate, he could have hand picked any bird he wanted and he chose that? Don't think shes that fit, to be honest.
Loos. She's ****ing bogging. She looks like she's had a stroke. please log in to view this image It's like she's has two different faces spilced together.
You and @Funky Dick need to google the lass (I don't know how to add 2 comments in 1 reply)!! She might not have your perfect face, but that's one hell of an awesome body! If you've done better, and sober enough to remember it , kudos the pair of yer!
My lass knocks socks off her, way more attractive. She may not have an airbrushed body like the glossy ones you're drooling over but she's an hourglass size 8, petite and busty. Fancy the arse of my lass. Loos won't have the body you think she has mate. She'll have birthmarks, freckles, cellulite and she'll be riddled with stretch marks as she's had two kids.
I know mate. Those pictures are then, and this is now. Just banter. Haven't seen a picture of your young lady. Just as well! You paint one hell of a picture! Wouldn't swap my far better half either! One of these days, the law will catch up with me
She's very camera shy my lady, but I'm sure you'll meet her at the match one day. A few have met her like.
My apologies mate, you've mentioned that before. I'll try and keep the burka off my missus if we ever do all meet up!
