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  1. Super G Ted'inho

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    Teach me to be on here just before going to bed <laugh>
     
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  2. saintanton

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    They always say Cheese before bed gives you nightmares.
     
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    The birthday went well, although she arrived at the Cheese later than arranged - typical woman <laugh> Jenks gave her his 'birthday present' and we had a few drinks. I managed to ensure she avoided Denice's dreaded 'birthday jug' <yikes> We then went back to the house and she opened her presents. When she opened the CD player, she actually cried she was so overwhelmed. I cried with her.

    #bigsoftiereally
     
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    Since that's in 'quotes' I'm assuming the present was a good rodgering.
     
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    I'm not surprised, who the **** buys a CD player in 2015?
     
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    Why do you need a player for certificates of deposit? What's a CD player? Is that a sex toy for grannies?
     
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    Are the Americans still at the bar?
     
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    It's funny. I went to a pub in Wisconsin and it was full of Americans...

    ... Drinking beer.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

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    No. It was a £20 bag of weed <doh>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

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    #cock
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No. They've moved on. Seems they weren't staying 4 miles away. The were staying next door to Baccy Dave, at neighbours who don't drink. No wonder they were out on the piss <laugh>
     
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    Were there two people from Latchford in there? If not, shut the ****ing **** up <ok>
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

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    No But there was one from a less thuggish part of Cheshire and one from Hong Kong. <ok>
     
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    I was once in a restaurant in Little Italy, New York and the waiter had a very thick regional accent. At the end of the meal he asked us where we thought he was from and I had a guess at Brooklyn.

    "Nah mate, I'm from Southend."

    It was a very authentic accent.
     
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    Where?

    By the way. I forgot to mention that the final component of my daughter's present arrived at the office on her birthday. It was Assault on Precinct 13. When I opened it today, it was " Atak Na Posterunek 13". Are the ****s taking the piss? I should be able to knock it out to passing trade in Latchford <laugh>
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

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    Cuddington/Norley area.
     
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    Rural ***gots. Forest dwellers <ok>
     
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    That's just made me think of a great idean for a new TV show.

    Pub Swap

    A couple of piss heads from pubs in different parts of the country have a week long alehouse swap.

    So for example RHC and a mate swaps the Cheese for a local in the middle of nowhere full of farmers and bell ends like me - e.g. my local and vice versa. <ok>

    Scenes
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>
     
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    Watch RHC's jaw drop with amazement when he sees a cow and post about it on a pub thread.

    "You wouldn't believe it, I was at the Ox and Scythe today and saw a cow in a field as I was leaving. A real black and white cow. In a field near the pub. ****ing amazing."


    The guy who swapped to the cheese would say "I was in the cheese today and there was a cow serving me drinks and another asking for a bumfuck."
     
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