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Which Player you liked in cricket?

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  1. DevAdvocate

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    I should be happy that someone thinks I'm worth so much trouble <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>

    I genuinely think it's a collaborative effort. I've done a couple of them. <ok>
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

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    I suspected as much. <laugh>
     
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    Someone knows their cricket, Linseed being mentioned.

    A more recent example of a double entendre was when Agnew was commentating about England batsman Kevin Pietersen replacing a bat rubber, and talking about the process of rolling it down the handle. Vaughan admitted deadpan that he was no good at putting a rubber on, before eventually collapsing in a fit of giggles.
     
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    Oh aye Lynne C Doyle is well kent on GC. <ok>
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Double entendre is the comedy equivalent of Ebola.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

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    A woman once asked me for a Double Entendre', so I gave her one.
     
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    Yeah, they were all mine. Just ones I made up while I was having a smoke.
     
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    Many years ago during Wimbledon, Annabel Croft said, 'This time next week Tim Henman will be hoping to wake up with a semi on.'
     
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    "Joe Davis is too old to get his leg over so he's having to use his left hand"
     
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    image.jpg
     
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    "I hope your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's"
     
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    Brian Johnson commentating on Diana's Wedding.

    "and there's the Queen Mother coming down the Pavillion steps".
     
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    An Eskimo in his canoe was feeling the cold so he used the oar as tinder to light a fire, unfortunately it set fire to the boat which sank.

    Moral of the story?

    You can't have your kayak and heat it.
     
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    The Jam?
     
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    :huh:
     
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    That was Johnny Craddock. He said "if you follow the recipe, your doughnuts should look like Fanny's"
     
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    Haha yeah I know, still a classic though!
     
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    Aw I thought you made that up

    What are the odds on Mecca being hit with their own 9/11 on 9/11??

    You couldn't make it up
     
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    Any tickets for the Boxing Day game against the taig junkies? The bigot is back for that
     
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