Great Scottish Run

Just entered the half marathon. Put my expected time between 1:30 - 1:45 based on my time of 1:42 last year when I got injured after 9 miles. I think it was the sight of Michelle McManus before the race that put a curse on me.

That wont be happening this year, I'm far more prepared this time round and I'll make a point of not looking at obese tarrier bints. I'm really looking forward to it, I'll be wearing my white "Valley Striders" running vest - representing

Anyone else running this or the 10k?

 

I'm washing my hair that day, sorry Frunkie.

 

When did you buy some hair?

 

**** you sonny. I'll have you know I still have all my own hair, just. Most of it grey now right enough.

Had a stressful life. Brain surgery isn't as easy as people make out.

 

You aren't supposed to operate on yourself though.

 

Sorted that for you, old bean.

 

You liked stroking that shiny scalp when I was blowing you off last weekend though.

 

It doesnt count when you slap my profile picture over a sheep's heid.

 

I would not desecrate an attractive sheeps face with your hideous puss filled coupon.

 

You are a strange old man ER

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Less of the old please old chap, thank you very much.