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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by VenomPD, Sep 9, 2015.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    ...You queue up all day to watch trains and an auld lady while waving a flag. <rofl>
     
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    * fleg
     
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    That alone makes you a spastic. We have bus spotters in Edinburgh. I see them standing on Princes Street pretending to be tourists then take snap pictures of buses when they think no one's looking.
     
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    Bus spotting. <rofl>
     
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    beale worked on the borders railway project for years. he'll be there the day
     
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    There are a gang of Trainspotters who hang around Partick train station <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>

    Exclusive Footage of Beale

     
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    De Camptown Ladees
     
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    Not as bad as the daft ****s who hang about Princes Street trying to spot bus spotters.
     
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    Vegetarian homosexual cyclists?
     
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    We've all got to have a hobby.

    Mine is bus spotters spotting, Aldo's is wife beating, Pud's is eating and Venom's is crying in the corner at parties.
     
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    Wife beating Is a life style choice not a hobby Fairy feet <cheers>
     
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    Aye but at least I get invited to decent parties, no the kind where everyone stands about talking about how good the hummus was and complains about the Tory party.

    You know, like the ones you go to...
     
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    <laugh>

    The only way you'd get invited to a party is as an exhibit.
     
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    The last time I went to a party I got bummed by forty men over three hours.

    I only dropped by to ask if they could turn the music down, which they never did.
     
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    good times !
     
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