The real cost of Bastian Schweinsteiger

it's about £6.5m - http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...ited-transfer-bastian-schweinsteiger-10018422

 

And he's on minimum wage so it's a huge bargain

 

Thanks Matth.

You should apply for a job with PWC with auditing skills like that

 

Don't be stupid.

Call me Dave says he has to be on the Living Wage now. I expect we'll have to increase ticket prices to cope.

 

Yeah but the living wage in Manchester is about £1.58 an hour.

It's worth pointing out here, as is the fashion nowadays, that he snubbed Chelsea*



*Based on no info at all but the voices in my head

 

I didn't realise he was a centre back...

 

Everyone is snubbing Chelsea. It's all the rage. I've snubbed them twice today.

 

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <cs50.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <ctype.h>

int main(int argc, string argv[])
{
// Check if correct number of arguments
if (argc != 2)
{
printf ("Wrong number of keywords\n");
return 1;
}

// Check if keyword contains only alphabet characters
for (int i = 0; i < strlen(argv[1]); i++)
{
if (!isalpha(argv[1]))
{
printf ("Keyword can contain only Alphabet characters\n");
return 1;
}
}

// Decalare variables
string skey = argv[1];
int kl = strlen(skey);
int key[kl];
int tl = 0;
string text = "";
char c = "";

// Convert key to numbers ignoring case
for (int i = 0; i < kl; i++)
{
key = toupper(skey) - 65;
}

// Get text input and length
text = GetString();
tl = strlen(text);

// Cypher input and output result
for (int i = 0, j = 0; i < tl; i++)
{
if (isalpha(text))
{
if (islower(text))
{
c = ((((text - 'a') + key[j]) % 26) + 'a');
printf("%c", c);
j++;
}

else
{
c = ((((text - 'A') + key[j]) % 26) + 'A');
printf("%c", c);
j++;
}

if (j == kl)
{
j = 0;
}
}
else
{
printf("%c", text);
}

}
}

 

Quite.

 

Can't disagree with any of this

 

Sounds reasonable.

 

German efficiency

 

Are you saying Germans are efficient? Racist!

Yes, he's really that stupid.

 

Now you're talking my language.

 

i C what you did there

 

You're sharp

 

To be fair it is only in response to London Only's obsession with players rejecting Man United.
Last season it was QPR's away allocations, this season its United's rejections.
Not quite sure why he fixates on these things, but hey ho, he cheers me up at least

 

Operation Yewtree has put a stop to his other fixation so he has to fall back on something

 

No one can accuse him of DOSing around.

Now go make me a cup of Java.

 

Confirmed what I suspected all along