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Man Utd Headline Game II

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Aug 27, 2015.

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And the Best Headline is

Poll closed Sep 9, 2015.
  1. Rollo rings Turkish Toon for Satan's telephone number. SCM

    23.1%
  2. No Krul Ending As Colo States The Case For The Defence No Chance

    7.7%
  3. Manchester United toothless up top with OG not in the squad Scouse Biscuit

    15.4%
  4. Wonga boys right on the money, Man Utd lose interest and its not Depay day. FarEast Man

    38.5%
  5. No Roos: A Clean Sheet Nobody Has Written Bouycott On! Dungeon Master

    15.4%
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  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    It was such Hell that for some of the time I was wearing...

    No, I can't say it. I must, I must. I have to come clean. But what will everyone think of me if I tell? Will they think any worse of me? Is that possible? Probably not...

    Okay, I'll tell...




    I wore a pair of chinos. They were only blue but they were still chinos.


    The shame...

     
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    I thought that was his foot! He has unusual shaped hands.
    I have submitted it to the MI6 database and I reckon we should know Trev's true identity in a few hours. Their initial review indicated he was probably a female Italian with a congenital hand deformity - think it was the white wine and pasta.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Thumb screws are a well know. Mafia torture method for tea leafs.
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

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    I bumped into JPF and he insisted that I had to hand everything over but managed to barter him down to a thumb!!
     
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    Tell me more about these chinos....
     
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    I just couldn't help myself. I was feeling low at the time. Low was complaining but I wasn't listening by then. I felt so worthless and So Worthless complained too. I then saw them...


    I just couldn't help myself...
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    It has come to the attention of the Gamesmaster Guild that Sebb has been caught wearing Chinos, thus bringing shame and disrepute to thd Guild.

    Sebb has therefore been dismissed from the Guild and his entry in the Man Utd Headline game has been disqualified.

    With all other entries now disqualified the award shall be passed to PANTHRO for his creative and artistic headline "Where's my entry?".

    Well done Panthro. Allow me to be the first to congratulate you.
     
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    I won
     
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    But where was your entry?
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    Didn't you feel it?
     
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