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  1. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    So thats it then Little Red Riding Sheep. Thank god! Just got on a flight and didnt want it ruining a good nights sleep.
     
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    If you go out on the piss get them to take you out for. sheeps Stomach Soup afterwards. Apparently is as traditional as a kebab in the UK. Does wonders for your hangover. If you are lucky it might be a red one as well. Love Istanbul me. First overseas work assignment was in Turkey in 1981 and spent a few weekends there. Took Mrs a a couple of years ago and she was awestruck by the mosques.
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Speaking of little red riding hood, I'll play the wolf

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    In my research on this matter I also found this. Oh little red riding hood what big hands you have (!) Do you reckon its a geezer??

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    I know what me and the missus are going as to the next fancy dress anyway. I just need a high class wolf costume to go with her hooker, I mean little red riding hood costume.
     
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    I saw a picture last week of a red haired lass with 5 'gangsta' type blokes half naked and a caption of:

    LITTLE RED.... RIDIING THE HOOD.
     
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    The incredible gulp is another great title and of course grand theft anal
     
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    It doesn't end well for the wolf mate so turn up with a gun in a police uniform because you need to get in the house initially
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 8, 2015
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    LIES! LIES! AND DAMN LIES!

    No beast of God's creation has been left untouched by ACS
    Well, some he barely touched the sides, mainly the ones that were larger than a newt.
     
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    Most importantly lads - bloke or no bloke? Wid ye or wid ye not? Those are big hands...
     
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    She is a wailing banshee.
     
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    Rick O'Shea, Sep 12, 2015

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    The sort of music that I would rather cut my scrotum off and devour rather than have the agony of listening to.
     
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    Who's banshee
     
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