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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. RushFowlerGerrard

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    I went to a tesco neighbourhhod store a few weeks back and a foreign girl (around 20-22) came in to buy a pack of ***s. The staff refused to serve her as she had no ID wich i thought was pretty stupid as she was clearly old enough (and tasty too). The staff told me if they looked under 25 they needed ID!

    Then I watched her walk outside and get into Luis Suarez's car.<doh>
     
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  2. Bozz

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    lets try and get #bringbacktraore trending on twitter!
     
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  3. Salah's-left-foot

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    Gosh, how lucky. You could of at least said you'll buy the ***s for her?
     
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  4. Salah's-left-foot

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  5. Chris.

    Chris. #bringbackchris

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    For anybody that did the 'I know the score' feature last season, it is back! The Scottish Premier League starts on Saturday and you now can start predicting the scores for next season!

    :)
     
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  6. Salah's-left-foot

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    Done the Prem one, don't watch/follow SPL.
     
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  7. Sir_Red

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    Sorry I've been a bit of a poor barman recently - just graduated and now driving round the states for 3 months before the reality that I need to get a job sinks in... Anyway, what's this about Aguero odds being slashed? Got me all excited. Some great threads going, nice to read, this site is my first port of call now for all Liverpool updates whille I'm away
     
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  8. BCR

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    can't even think about alcohol right now after attending my mates wedding in Chicago over the weekend, awesome times but everyone was just ham faced. I am like Red now, I check the official website and this for all of my Liverpool news. Glad the site is going well. Also seems our board is the best of the bunch too.
     
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  9. Sharpe*

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    I was on a stag do! Very similar outcome to you it seems.

    - Spiked our mates drink with Viagra.
    - £700 champagne.
    - Shooting .22
    - beer+sambuka+wiskey+vodka+jagerbombs + a lost phone= very, very hungover.

    Wedding this weekend!
     
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  10. Chris.

    Chris. #bringbackchris

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Sharpe*

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    Had to do it!

    All sorts happened to be honest. One mate shagged some local girl and has scratch marks over him back and arse! We don't know how he will get away with that one!

    We bought a blow up man for the stag to carry around the whole night!
     
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  12. BCR

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    haha top stuff bow, weddings can get crazy. Oh and the reception was open bar, everything was a go wine beer liquor. Nights before can get rough as well, and in the heat the following day hungover..... not fun!
     
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  13. Red Baron

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    At some of the practical jokes you play on friends, with friends like you who needs enemies? Jeez. :p
     
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  14. Sharpe*

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    I bet! At least it wasn't warm the day after.

    3 hour car journey home in which I spent the first hour trying to stop myself being sick wasn't much fun.

    Bring on the weekend, although not open bar so it will cost tonns again.

    Good times.
     
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  15. Sharpe*

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    You've got to do it! They will do it to me too.

    Picture us in suits with the stagg holding a blow up man, feeling the effects of the viagra and hobbling around horrendously drunk!

    Priceless.
     
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  16. Red Baron

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    I'm not saying that I've never done anything like that. Well, actually, I haven't. BUT I was in on a practical joke of my own. 8 hours into a 10 hour bus trip home from a soccer match, we got a bottle of water, emptied half of it, and filled it with ex-lax. My friend grabbed it and gulped all odor down before we could tell him what was in it (we were going to after he drank about half) and he couldn't practice forthree days. Whoops!
     
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  17. Muppetfinder General

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    We did the same with laxative chocolate on a school trip, mixing it with a big bar of Cadbury's. But we gave it to somebody deliberately.
     
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  18. Red Baron

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    We meant for him to have it, just not ALL of it. He chugged it in less than ten seconds.
     
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  19. Sharpe*

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    People are so cruel

    But ingenious! Ex lax i presume is a laxitive.

    Umm Cadbury's
     
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  20. Muppetfinder General

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    A bar of laxative chocolate from a chemist's broken-up and mixed with a broken-up bar of Cadbury's. We knew the target would try to grab as much chocolate as possible, which he did, running off laughing. I remember there were two coaches and he was on the other one to us, mystified as to why our coach was in stitches and pointing at him.

    Anyway, laxative drinks all round. It's my birthday.
     
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