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The town have spoken and decide to lynch Obi... they get the ropes (extra strong) and hang him up to die!
With his last dying words... Obi shouts out to seemingly no one... "Sandra you bitch.. see what you've made me do now!" The town look bemused... a grin appears on Obi's face... like he's seen the light and there are 72 young, beautiful virgin women waiting for him in heaven... "It was either this or watching Alan Pardew's Newcastle team on repeat for the rest of my life" he spurts with his last breath..
Obi was the depressed loner, sad after his wife Sandra left him with their 3 kids for Jerome, the real father! He had no allegiance, but with nothing to live for, felt the only way to get out of this place was via hanging. Job done
The town head back home... but all is not well.
It's Tuesday morning an as the town gather round the well for the morning gossip about what a sad life Obi was living, there seem to be missing people...
"Mikey?" Shouts one of the townsfolk... no where to be seen, until one spots his dead body in the well, shot in the heart in what appears to be an evil assassination...
Mikey was the Town Mayor and a good guy that IBWT trusted to look after the place while he was gone (that went well...)
One other person appears to be missing, Tobes? They look around and find the body of Tobes down an ally way, shot in the chest. Without seemingly overly fussed, they rifle trough his things and find a membership to the local Italian restaurant.. as well as a loaded gun! Tobes it appears was a Mafia Member!
The town cheer knowing that someone has taken down one of the bad guys... but is the town safe? We shall see....
Although the town is 2 short... strangely two new men have appeared that the town do not recognise. Reg Harry Charleston (RHC) and Gerry Fatburger (Gerrez) are both lurking on the outside.... who are these strange folk? With the town still unsure what really happened last night, no one is keen to talk and everyone goes their separate ways, looking for clues as to who they may lynch tonight.
With his last dying words... Obi shouts out to seemingly no one... "Sandra you bitch.. see what you've made me do now!" The town look bemused... a grin appears on Obi's face... like he's seen the light and there are 72 young, beautiful virgin women waiting for him in heaven... "It was either this or watching Alan Pardew's Newcastle team on repeat for the rest of my life" he spurts with his last breath..
Obi was the depressed loner, sad after his wife Sandra left him with their 3 kids for Jerome, the real father! He had no allegiance, but with nothing to live for, felt the only way to get out of this place was via hanging. Job done
The town head back home... but all is not well.
It's Tuesday morning an as the town gather round the well for the morning gossip about what a sad life Obi was living, there seem to be missing people...
"Mikey?" Shouts one of the townsfolk... no where to be seen, until one spots his dead body in the well, shot in the heart in what appears to be an evil assassination...
Mikey was the Town Mayor and a good guy that IBWT trusted to look after the place while he was gone (that went well...)
One other person appears to be missing, Tobes? They look around and find the body of Tobes down an ally way, shot in the chest. Without seemingly overly fussed, they rifle trough his things and find a membership to the local Italian restaurant.. as well as a loaded gun! Tobes it appears was a Mafia Member!
The town cheer knowing that someone has taken down one of the bad guys... but is the town safe? We shall see....
Although the town is 2 short... strangely two new men have appeared that the town do not recognise. Reg Harry Charleston (RHC) and Gerry Fatburger (Gerrez) are both lurking on the outside.... who are these strange folk? With the town still unsure what really happened last night, no one is keen to talk and everyone goes their separate ways, looking for clues as to who they may lynch tonight.
