Big Vern's blog

+1 for the Vaseline tip. Cover your front tyre in it too. Diesel also works well on tyres, it really helps to reduce friction.

 

Just back from the ride and smashed my PB for a particularly arduous section of the ride. I was hoping for some feed back from some keep fit fanatics on here.

Anyway off for a wash and then the second date with the young lady from internet dating.

 

Impressive (well not really) stats ...

http://www.strava.com/athletes/2297368

& your own club !

http://www.bikemap.net/en/route/99611-big-verns-cycling-club-bvcc-tue-thur-930/

& you get about a bit you cheeky badger

 

I am on Strava but not under the name Big Vern

 

Tell you what Vern you are almost super human
Any transfer news from your kid ??

 

Drafting, Vern. Push them pedals hard up behind a bus or a tractor or something. This technique should see your times get shorter and...shorter.

 

Online date went very well. I invited back to check out my low hanging tomatoes. She seemed keen until we went into the garden with a torch and she stormed off in tears. I doubt a third date is in the pipeline.

 

I think she was hoping to see your plums.

 

Don't worry Vern, you can have more than one girlfriend in Sims.

 

Was that tears of laughter after she saw the size of your low hanging tomatoes

 

I have a new date after linking with a young lady on the online dating website.
Her interests include the theatre and dogging.

I will give the theatre a miss for the time being as West End shows are a bit pricey but I will see if I can secure a couple of tickets for the greyhound racing. If anyone has been to the West Hull track I would be grateful for a heads up on parking and food etc.

 

What site are you using Vern. My mate used to go on these he'd shag about three different birds a week, MILFs and everything.

 

Elite Singles old chap.

Your mate sounds a bit of a cad. All I am looking for is a bit of friendship and good company.

 

Someone to share your tomatoes with?

 

Just thought I would update the posters on a very busy weekend.
The tomatoes are very impressive and some are just turning red so very pleased. The tips on plenty of water have done the trick

On a separate and slightly eye opening note I met the young lady from the online dating on Saturday evening. She ticked all the boxes and got my heart pounding.
She said she liked dogging and I took this to be greyhound racing. She suggested we drive to a rural location to the west of Hull and to my surprise there were other adults present engaging acts which some Christian types may describe as unnatural. I made my excuses and left her there. I thought that was the end of that but she sent me a SMS about 2 hours later asking if I could pick her up. I declined and deleted her number. I have decided to unsubscribe from the dating site.

 

Pedal faster and you will be guarenteed a pb.

 

I like this Vern character.

His blog is informative, even educational and full of amusing tit bits.

I will be following this blog and hope it continues.

PS. Did you see any seagulling Vern?

 

Great to see you back! Where the **** have you been hiding during the boring summer months??

 

Ps- wtf is seagulling ??

 

There is a poster on CI, and sometimes on here, who is a "comedy poster", called Essex Gull. A few have mentioned int he past that Vern bares a striking resemblance in posting style.

He's a bit funny, and completely harmless, so, sure, whatever.