Pretty sure dogs rely on rather more than the hairdo when they identify people. Especially in the dark.
Dogs rely on all their senses just like we do and if startled may snap even if someone smelled like their owner.
I just wanted to post this separately to give it a start. Feel free to merge if it goes anywhere or not. So if The Cheese was to release a compilation CD of 20 tracks of songs that best describe what you know of the place, what are your suggestions?
YMCA is a must. Probably some French songs... La vie en rose? The only fools and horses theme song. You'll probably want a few songs that reflects the class of the joint so I would suggest "Put It In Your Mouth"
Could I suggest Next by The Sensational Alex Harvey Band - its about waiting in line to have a go on a syphilitic French prostitute, just seemed apt.