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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Did you not enjoy 'dog bites landlady'? <laugh>
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    It'd have been funnier if she shat herself when it bit her tbh.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Apparently she very nearly did - she only just made it <laugh>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yes... Why, yes she did...

    <cheers>:emoticon-0109-kiss::emoticon-0115-inlov:emoticon-0148-yes::rolleyes:

    <whistle>
     
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    Pretty sure dogs rely on rather more than the hairdo when they identify people.
    Especially in the dark.
     
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    Don't talk silly, Saint. <laugh>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I've know some dogs who relied way too much on their hairdos.
     
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    Bipedal ones, yes.
     
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    Sorry. I thought silliness was de rigueur on this thread.
    Along with the French.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's exactly what I said. It probably just wanted a chunk out of her anyway, the Geordie ****pig <laugh>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Dogs rely on all their senses just like we do and if startled may snap even if someone smelled like their owner.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Given the circumstances, it's a strong possibility Denice smelled of **** anyway <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I just wanted to post this separately to give it a start. Feel free to merge if it goes anywhere or not.

    So if The Cheese was to release a compilation CD of 20 tracks of songs that best describe what you know of the place, what are your suggestions?
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    We're off to button moon to follow mr. Spoon. Button moooooon. Button moooooon.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    YMCA is a must. Probably some French songs...

    La vie en rose?

    The only fools and horses theme song.


    You'll probably want a few songs that reflects the class of the joint so I would suggest

    "Put It In Your Mouth"
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    WHAT? <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No volume <doh>
     
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    Turn the volume on then. <ok>
     
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    Could I suggest

    Next by The Sensational Alex Harvey Band - its about waiting in line to have a go on a syphilitic French prostitute, just seemed apt.

     
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