Man Utd Headline Game II

Where is my entry

 

Thoroughly deserved Nev and good to see you finally up and running. I would like to apologise to the committee for the blatant attempt at advertising. I have learned my lesson and will take my disqualification in the right spirit.

So now onto the Arsenal headline game - there is no need for voting. The winner is clearly Panthro with his sardonic, slightly sarcastic, very metaphoric headline - "Where's my entry". So good he repeated it 15 times. If you could just repeat it for us one more time Panthro - your cheque is in the post.

 

Where is my entry

 

This!

 

I don't know what to say!

No really, I don't know what to say.

...still trying to work out what the anagram of "malicious nature of evil Trev" is and what it means.


But for now all I can do is say thank you to all my fans. Thank you for your support, for not giving up on me through all of those months of defeat.I will treasure this victory. I will keep the trophy safely stored in Trev's safe (to save me the postage on returning it when Trev gets back and disqualifies me).

 

Got it!!!!!!

"Malicious Nature Of Evil Trev" = "U Love Vietnam Court Fail Sir"

This message is trying to tell us that Trev is really Ho Chi Minh, the evil dictator. It all makes sense now...


Trev

 

Well done Nev, that Enigma training has been put to good use.

 

Where is my entry

 

Plant your feet about 18 inches apart, bend over and stick your head between your knees, look up...........there it is!

 

The expert on men's arseholes speaks

xxx

 

Proper gaper maker

 

Pop along to Fenwicks one home game mate and I'll get my fat arse out and make a gape to make you gape (in horror).
Makes the grand canyon look like a small ravine...

 

Many Bothan spies died to give us this information.

Most of them disappeared up Albert's arse.

 

Where is my entry

 

Mirror on the floor works well to help.

 

This is from the last night of the hell that I endured on behalf of you all; just to keep you all safe.

I have returned

Thanks Obi for stepping in and trying to help. You just missed two small, but still very important points.

Firstly, the person who allegedly voted for No Chance was Sissokay by me. I think we all know how often Sissoko has been misquoted in the press and unfortunately this is yet another devious attempt by No Chance who cynically has abused his position as mod to deceive others into believing that Sissokay by me actually voted for him when the truth is he didn't.

So where does that leave us. We can hardly have a winner without a true vote in his favour. So No Chance has NOT won as his entry was not good enough to receive a genuine vote.

The second point Obi has overlooked is that Satan's Hot Sexline is a non profit organisation and is simply run for the benefit of it's members and all money made is ploughed back into the cost of organising the groups activities. On that basis Trevor's entry is not disqualified as stated and it is with the greatest of pleasure that

The winner of the Man Utd Headline Game is

This is so unexpected

 

Well done Sebb. Thoroughly deserved.

Can't believe I missed those vital facts.

I guess that's why I'll always just be the mild mannered janitor cleaning up after you top brass types.

Although next timd you go on holiday you might want to lock your PC. It was too tempting to see you hard started the results post but not finished it. Sorry. Oh and I might have purchased one or two small things on your online account. Nothing to worry about too much.

Errr. And you might find your details on the leaked Ashley Maddison site data - I didn't want my missus finding out whatsI was up to..

 

Good photo of the wine but the pasta suggests you may have mafia tendencies.

 

Sebb I don't know how tobbreak this to you but I think somebody in Italy stole your thumb.