Spear darts sounds like quite a good game actually... especially if played in a drinking establishment with drunk and tipsy patrons.
Get it organised at the Cheese this weekend and ask all the usual suspects to play. After a few games there will only be you and Fiona left standing, or bending over in her case!
Settled in at our lodge for tonight and we're talking to a couple from Warrington Edit: current topic = pub meals
They will probably say they have never eaten there, but their friend Fiona recommends the "sausage special"
Went in there yesterday late morning. Denice was whinging about her lower leg. There was a 60th birthday bash in there the day before. Denice was arseholed by the evening. Apparently she was wearing a big black wig, joining in with the spirit of fun. She had to dash upstairs as she felt a **** coming. No lights on upstairs. The dog was at the top of the stairs when she ran up (wearing said wig) and bit her leg, thinking she was an intruder Saw my youngest for the first time since her return from her European odyssey. She had a great time apparently. It's her 21st on Wednesday. Jenks has got her £20 worth of weed and will sellotape it to the inside. Denice is doing her a birthday jug Her mother should have a nice time with her in the evening