the loser gets their head blown off in the shower afterwards when they're mistaken for an intruder by Oscar Pistorious, really, Your Honour.
How about Serial Killer Play Your Cards Right. Each card has a picture of a serial killer on it and the contestant has to say whether the person featured on the next card had more or less victims.
like it, what about the version for playing at home, sort of serial killer top trumps. what could we compare? method of killing, how many killed, method of body disposal length of time undetected. I do have one problem with this though as I am unsure as to whether sexually assaulting them first should get plus or minus points?
I putting a team of Tourette's syndrome sufferers together and going on Eggheads. We won't win but it'll be ****in' funny. Woof ****. Bollocks.
Sale of the century...anybody who reaches 100th birthday has their house sold from underneath them with the proceeds going to Ian Duncan Gobsh!te.
The price is right.....anybody on welfare gets their house sold on them for £10 with the proceeds going to Ian Duncan Gobsh!te.
Total wipeout like bar skittles........wheelchair bound people have their tyres let down and placed in a small car park then a crane with a wrecking ball is let loose on them.
15 to 1 .Fifteen disabled people tooled up beat the sh!te out of .....you've guessed it....Ian Duncan Gobsh!te.