I agree with Red Lad, when I was chef and tried the veggie options no one was happy, except for that glutton from Mansfield who ate all the curry. Well when I say curry it was actually the minced up leftovers from the local McDonalds in a load of Bisto gravy with a good helping of gunpowder to give it some kick. Greedy bugger still ate it all!
Organic doesn't have to mean veg, I'm expecting all the food from the farmers market including plenty of meat
Fine but I'm a lawyer barman. I expect to drink 20% of your beer before you get it. Unless it's Carling... I'll poor that down the drain, say I donated it to charity, and ask for a government tax refund.
Just as a reminder since I'm taking a fifth of your beer as my own, if you want a pint you will need to order 1 1/4 pints to still have a pint after I've taken my share.
However since we only serve pints and half pints you'll have to get 1 and a half pints... But you'll still only get to drink your 1 pint.
I worked at a nuclear fuel plant once. (We made the rods for nuclear power plants). We had the dumbest guards. One accidentally shot one of those large office copy/printer/fax machines and killed it. (he was in a different room cleaning his weapon and accidentally shot it through a wall). He was known as rattlesnake because he was bit by rattlesnakes on two different occasions. The first time, he saw one on the parking lot (they are attracted onto the asphalt from the surrounding swamp by the heat). He decided he would pick it up with his bare hands. Got bit. The 2nd time he was in the parking lot and saw a rattlesnake and decided to pick it up with his bare hands... ... Obviously a slow learner.
It's not a joke. No punchline. He really did shoot the printer station through the wall and got bit twice doing the same stupid thing with rattlesnakes. He was an idiot. We had nuclear material on site. Shortly after 9/11 and our guards were idiots. I bet even I could have snuck out of there with "hot material" if I were so inclined and I was almost never anywhere near the fuel rods.
I joke that I had Homer Simpson's job at the time. Although I wasn't at a power plant I was at the location they made the rods. Only stayed my 3 month contract and then quickly got a job elsewhere. Hated working there. Very bureaucratic.
One of my jobs there was to optimise a program that my boss wrote to calculate how many shipping containers the plant needed to buy to meet growth (more complicated than you might think... Those things were really expensive so you didn't want to spend millions more than you needed to). His problem was it took over 24 hours to run after putting the inputs in and running it. That was too slow to be useful if calculating what if scenarios. He asked me to see if I could speed it up. After messing with the code for the day I had it running so it took less than a minute. Lol
