Yet another season where you've spent £20m+ on a striker and added more defenders and you'll still finish below Arsenal
PIXIE "owned" for the umpteenth time, this week, alone! The silly ****er keeps walking straight into them, doesn't he!
Yeah, it's an utter disgrace, isn't it? If I was a Gooner I'd be calling for a protest outside the stadium! Oh, wait a minute....
it doesn't matter how many times I repeat myself, you still end up walking into your own wum **** ups.
Only according to you, mate! You live in our own little world. Everyone can see that. We pity you, because we accept that you cannot help who you are. You're like one of those monkeys you often see at the zoo, openly masturbating in its cage and surprised when it ejaculates. Yes, it's embarrassing, but no one blames the monkey. You are that monkey, PIXIE.
It was funny. But I think we all know who the monkey is in this analogy. HIAG is often found with his little chipolata in his hand.
Have we all agreed that Kane was a one season wonder yet? Might do a sweepstake on when he'll get his first goal this season, hope I get April.
Harry Kane has sought advice from England team-mate Wayne Rooney after his failure to score this season. Tottenham striker Kane, 22, was the second highest Premier League scorer in 2014-15 with 21 goals but is goalless in four games this campaign. He is in the England squad with Rooney for back-to-back Euro 2016 qualifiers against San Marino and Switzerland. "I've been able to pick his brain. Wayne has done it year in, year out," said Kane. "I like talking to players like that and seeing how he has dealt with it." You're really in trouble now if he's asking Shrek for advice I bet picking his brain took all of 2 seconds.
