Well, that's where you went wrong. You can only get so much from school, but you can get anything out of a cardboard box.
I would like to apply for the position of bar lawyer. Basically just give me money and I'll speak really fast and quiet using long words.
Not sufficient I am afraid a good bar room lawyer uses expressions such as Res Ipsa Loquitur, Caveat Emptor, ab initio, actus reus, ad quod damnum, etc without actually knowing their meaning, having picked up such expressions from watching Rumpole of the Bailey and Judge John Deeds on TV. I suppose the American equivalent would be Boston Legal or Perry Mason. A true bar room lawyer would also be aware of the case of Best v Samuel Fox & Co, which always raised a bit of a giggle when I was a student.
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I'll be eating elsewhere from now on then and you can expect more dross through the door than in that rival establishment a few threads down
I thought would be funny watching rhc kick Tobes out whats wrong wjth OR's cooking? I'm expecting lots of fresh organic food
