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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    And?
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If anyone were going to throw spears at a dartboard it would be the denizens of the cheese.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's a fair point, but in this instance, they were just darts <laugh>
     
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  4. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    What ?!
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing hell; read the post above mine <laugh>

    Why did the 'Ally Pally' thing wind you up?
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Spear darts sounds like quite a good game actually... especially if played in a drinking establishment with drunk and tipsy patrons.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    People would die <yikes>
     
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    Get it organised at the Cheese this weekend and ask all the usual suspects to play. After a few games there will only be you and Fiona left standing, or bending over in her case!
     
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  9. Or his <yikes>
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's what makes it fun.
     
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    Could "accidentally" eliminate Nasty Nick or whatever he's called like that.
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sounds like a plan <laugh> I can then get her ****ter speared <laugh>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He had nothing to do with the Albanian Incident <doh>
     
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  15. Settled in at our lodge for tonight and we're talking to a couple from Warrington <yikes>

    Edit: current topic = pub meals <laugh>
     
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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    gots ta ask em wot the cheese scoff is like

    do it do it do it
     
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  17. Garlic Klopp

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    They will probably say they have never eaten there, but their friend Fiona recommends the "sausage special"
     
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    followed by the chocolate starfish for dessert <ok>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Went in there yesterday late morning. Denice was whinging about her lower leg. There was a 60th birthday bash in there the day before. Denice was arseholed by the evening. Apparently she was wearing a big black wig, joining in with the spirit of fun. She had to dash upstairs as she felt a **** coming. No lights on upstairs. The dog was at the top of the stairs when she ran up (wearing said wig) and bit her leg, thinking she was an intruder <laugh>

    Saw my youngest for the first time since her return from her European odyssey. She had a great time apparently. It's her 21st on Wednesday. Jenks has got her £20 worth of weed and will sellotape it to the inside. Denice is doing her a birthday jug <yikes> Her mother should have a nice time with her in the evening <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    Ah the old rite of passage milestone, marked with the traditional bag of skunk.
     
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