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Surely there's plenty of ****ers on GC who can help.

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  1. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34113080

    'Plastic' babies will all end up looking like each other !
    There's a community in my county where the inhabitants look eerily like each other ( and their dogs ).

    I'd be prepared to help - but only by post ( that could be a whole new fun sport )
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'd be popular. Handsome. Although not the biggest balls ever.
     
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    im already doin my bit
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Do they accept samples that are embedded in socks?
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    The image of Trev sending in a envelope stuffed wi crusty socks. <laugh>
     
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    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    UKIP won't like this one bit
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    On a serious note, is there any reason why there's an upper-age limit of 40? I've never read any reports saying that there's a risk to a baby's health if the father is over 40.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Sorry, mine always gets swallowed.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You're a thirsty man Dev
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Why don't the NHS send round a sexy nurse to gie ye a **** for the bank?

    Sorted. They would be awash with donors (and spunk).
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    They do that in China I think. I'm sure there have been pictures of SN's bird and her mates on here in nurse uniforms ****ing people off?
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I think it remember that m8
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I have also just read that the nurses don't give a helping hand at all, you need to do it yourself<wah>

    I know what I believe though<party>
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I think I remember that, too
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    A guy I knew went to the hospital becuase he had prostrate trouble, he was put in a cubicle, handed a container and asked to provide a sample.

    About 5 minutes later he handed the sample to the nurse who said "I meant a urine sample"
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Never happened
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It might have...
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'm not disputing the fact that he told you it happened but he probably lied to you m8
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    No, what I meant was it was a joke, but I'll bet similar has happened somewhere.
     
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