funniest opinion you have heard about yourself?

I said, not all can be phoned up and bought for the guide price.

 

Tables have turned, Gerry is backtracking

 

No! You said that "you can't always phone them up" when there's a submit an offer now phone number on the site!!!

So, you CAN always phone them up.... and I'll guarantee that you bid £10k for that, you'll get it!!

ftp ya mickey basturt

 

I just phoned them up and bought it for 10,001 quid

Now to find some hookers and some cheap beds.

 

I've got 10 beds up the stairs in here that I bought off a Geordie for £120 a couple of years ago. You can have them if you want.

 

So all property that is going to auction will be sold before the auction date, if the guide price is met? Surely demand would beg to differ with that you fenian shagging ****?

 

Anyway, I'd be surprised if it went for 10k. Have you had a look inside the building or aren't people allowed to?

 

Cheers m8.

This is going well.

The Velvet Venus coming soon

Health spa and massage parlour.

Members only. It's going to be classy

 

Ebony will be getting it tight tonight when Gerry gets home

I bought my plot, a prime bit of land in the centre of one of the most affluent and desirable areas to live in Scotland for the guide price from a liquidator who, let's face it, is effectively out to get as much cash as they can. You could argue that if it went to auction, they'd have got more for it, though they might have got less too.

Guess we'll never know but one thing we do know it that thank **** Ebony is from the Congo, when Monica gives her a black eye tonight, no one will even notice

 

No, it's falling down, you'd need to demolish it or spend a fortune propping it up and fixing the structural problems.

 

Well I've got a lorry full of stolen acro props. That'll do for now. Might need to double up under some of the bedrooms

 

Some **** stole two from me

 

*alcopops

 

Hooch?

 

I have a truckload of Immigrants arriving next week, there are some women, not sure about their looks tbh, interested? PM me.

 

they still make that?

 

Aye I think it's made a comeback

 

I used to drink Hooch with ice, the Neds used to use it as a mixer for Voddie.