Oh, I think I'll have to ask my mother first! What's not to like? Sunshine, fabulous beach 10 mins away. Nice house with a big pool - and San Miguel at €2 a pint.!
I'm sure you're mother would love me, what's not to like? I'm a sensible hard working fella with a good sense of humour, I'll clean up around the house and do the cooking, c'mon you know you'd love me around the place for a month or two.
Not really. If even you dozy lot accept that Kane (who cost us £zero) will score more goals than Woe-zil (who cost you a ridiculous £42 million), then Kane can hardly be considered a flop. What's more, I bet that Kane will provide more assists than Woe-zil, something that, supposedly, Woe-zil has in his locker to justify his price-tag! I'd like to say that I've "owned" you, but the reality is that you've "owned" yourself this time! Pure comedy gold!
I was taking the piss out of your ****e 'owning' claims. You're dangling on the end of my line and you don't even know it
I love how you copy my technique, sayings, and style, PIXIE. They do say that mimicry is the best form of flattery. It is great to see that you are endeavouring to perfect your wum-skills by copying the technique of a master. However, you do need to learn when and when not to wum, particularly when you are in a losing-position. Otherwise, well done!
We have a place in Valencia. You can't use it though. There is a strict no Dipper policy in Valencia. Blame Rafa.
Great to see you trying to use my "fish on a hook" technique. It's a bit amateurish, but you'll get better.
